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12-26-2007, 09:43 PM
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H2 = Small c0ck...
So I'm out christmas shopping on Sunday walking around an outlet mall in Southwest Florida and had my beast parked just outside of the mall....a relative purchased a pair of boots earlier and I decided it was easier for me to walk it back to the truck, rather than carry it around all day...
As I'm approaching my truck (100 ft away or so) three mid-thirty guys are passing my truck headed toward the mall...they all stare at my truck....one guy turns to another and says (and I heard them clear as day)
"Must have a small penis!" <laughing to eachother>
at this point I'm about 75 feet from my truck, lift my arm and 'unarm' my alarm...<blup BLUP>they jump at the trucks seemingly reply...then look at each other in shock...then look directly at me...I laugh and reply (absolutely amused at their ignorance).
"Trust me, It's VERY Large" <grinning from ear to ear and somewhat laughing>
thinking in my head ....jealous/ignorant idiots...enjoy your drive home in your sh!tbox...whatever that may be
they all look in shock at each other....laugh in utter embarrassment (I think I even heard one guy say to another 'how embarrassing') and with a quick step they move on toward the mall and away from me...
I must have told that story about 5 times now...wish I could post it in a newspaper or something lol!! happy holidays...WHAT IDIOTS! 
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12-26-2007, 09:52 PM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
NICE ! |
12-26-2007, 11:26 PM
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12-27-2007, 12:21 AM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
Always good when you can snub a smartass..... Classic 
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12-27-2007, 03:48 AM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
nice! 
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12-27-2007, 08:41 AM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
My brother has jokingly referred to my H3 as a penis mobile. He drives a Trans Am. All good clean ribbing.
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12-27-2007, 09:13 AM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
Yep, there will always be losers out there, jealous about Hummer owners ! I pitty those fools ! lol
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12-27-2007, 03:23 PM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
Awkward!
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12-27-2007, 03:27 PM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
We need pics to verify the accuracy of this story...  |
12-27-2007, 03:30 PM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
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Originally Posted by SnakeH2
We need pics to verify the accuracy of this story... |
Hey now...ask him for a date outside the clean, family-friendly environment that this forum is!  |
12-28-2007, 01:21 AM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
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Originally Posted by Humdingah
Hey now...ask him for a date outside the clean, family-friendly environment that this forum is! |
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01-01-2008, 07:30 PM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
Pictures? How about some references from happy customers?  |
01-01-2008, 07:50 PM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
Funny how the jealous/hateful turds always use the "small penis/over-compensating for something/etc" to attck that which they don't have. Notice how they do the same thing to owners of exotic sports cars, lifted trucks and other high end automobiles?
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01-01-2008, 09:01 PM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
I had a guy in a VW make a similar statement one day, I told him "Your wife didn't think so last week". He sat there in his piece of **** speeceless!!!
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01-17-2008, 09:05 AM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
just say "no actually i need it to haul around my huge penis"
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01-17-2008, 09:29 AM
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Re: H2 = Small c0ck...
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Originally Posted by Hoosier Hummer
just say "no actually i need it to haul around my huge penis"
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