New Steps On The Market for H2

[4OnFloor]

These are brand new to the market. They are machined aluminum (no rust) and come in high gloss black (like the pic below), textured black, high gloss silver, and textured silver (like the pic below). The steps have interchangable colored stripes. The stripes come in chrome (like the black step in the pic), white, yellow, flame red (like the silver step in the pic), medium red, black, and ready to be painted to match your H2. The high gloss black with the chrome as in the pic below is STUNNING! On the actual step, there is no logo on the colored stripe like the pic in the brochure below. The company that makes these makes the FoldACover tonneau (for those who have pickup trucks). Here's some pics of dealer samples, a scan of a brochure, and a link to the website. Note: I do NOT work for or have any affiliation with this company.

www.stylestep.com

[DDWH]

You might want to PM Co about a sponsorship for your yellow H2 steps.

[timgco]

I'm sorry but CO HUMMER has the tube step market cornered here. he offers limited addition sets that are signed and delivered by large breasted models. He is also a valuable member, mod, and pays for advertising here.

Please send him a PM as he doesn't answer his phone much anymore.
He has driven down other avenues lately ith sewing machines, welders, midgets, and piano lesson.

Thank you.

[tomp]

Looks like a place to trap mud & build up ice...Not to mention the oxidation buildup.

[emeldahay]

Seriously - SStyle Step logo SSucks real bad - hope the girl in the photoshoot sucks better

[4OnFloor]

Just to clarify again, the logo does NOT appear on the side of the step as in the picture.

Meet my sales rep, Adriana:

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by 4OnFloor

Just to clarify again, the logo does NOT appear on the side of the step as in the picture.

Meet my sales rep, Adriana:

Chuck, you get much better response here if you simply introduce yourself and your product. We really are not very fond of flat out lying either. To say you have no affiliation with the company, then to say that the logo does not appear and show a picture of "your sales rep" seems a little contradictory.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by 4OnFloor

These are brand new to the market. They are machined aluminum (no rust) and come in high gloss black (like the pic below), textured black, high gloss silver, and textured silver (like the pic below). The steps have interchangable colored stripes. The stripes come in chrome (like the black step in the pic), white, yellow, flame red (like the silver step in the pic), medium red, black, and ready to be painted to match your H2. The high gloss black with the chrome as in the pic below is STUNNING! On the actual step, there is no logo on the colored stripe like the pic in the brochure below. The company that makes these makes the FoldACover tonneau (for those who have pickup trucks). Here's some pics of dealer samples, a scan of a brochure, and a link to the website. Note: I do NOT work for or have any affiliation with this company.

Nice try floorbie. But you'll never compete with these babies. I might, however, be willing to endorse your products. But you will have to talk to my marketing manager (KenP on this forum) to work out the details.

STILL THE HOTTEST ITEM AT ELCOVA:

[CO Hummer]

FWIW, I do have product rep too. Her name is DRTYFN. Special consultations can be made via PM:

[DDWH]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

FWIW, I do have product rep too. Her name is DRTYFN. Special consultations can be made via PM:

LMAO!!!

[md_sailor]

[quote=4OnFloor]These are brand new to the market. They are machined aluminum (no rust) and come in high gloss black (like the pic below), textured black, high gloss silver, and textured silver (like the pic below). The steps have interchangable colored stripes. The stripes come in chrome (like the black step in the pic), white, yellow, flame red (like the silver step in the pic), medium red, black, and ready to be painted to match your H2. The high gloss black with the chrome as in the pic below is STUNNING! On the actual step, there is no logo on the colored stripe like the pic in the brochure below. The company that makes these makes the FoldACover tonneau (for those who have pickup trucks). Here's some pics of dealer samples, a scan of a brochure, and a link to the website. Note: I do NOT work for or have any affiliation with this company.


Then........

Meet my sales rep, Adriana:

WTF? Someone get caught in a LIE here?

[timgco]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Nice try floorbie. But you'll never compete with these babies. I might, however, be willing to endorse your products. But you will have to talk to my marketing manager (KenP on this forum) to work out the details.

STILL THE HOTTEST ITEM AT ELCOVA:

CO, please do not forget to send my royalty check this quarter. I do appreciate the use of my pic with yours on teh tube step from our corporate tube step convention (CTSC). The CTSC rib event must be done again! BTW- I have multiple complaints in the office of Sexual Hair-ASS-ment from DRTFN. I think we need to reinforce the dresscode again to all yellow capri pants again.

[4OnFloor]

The "sales rep" is Adriana Lima, she's a Victoria's Secret model and unfortunately, she's not a sales rep. Geez, you folks are WAY too serious.

Adriana is one fine specimen though.

So, CO Hummus, what are those steps made of? Plastic, aluminum, stainless steel, carbon steel?

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by 4OnFloor

So, CO Hummus, what are those steps made of? Plastic, aluminum, stainless steel, carbon steel?

They are made of Kryptonium Oxide and come in stainless or drty black.

Want some? See ad for details.

[emeldahay]

I DELIBERATLY smoked this seller out by asking a dumbass question I could of got the answer too if only I bothered to read the post - Man Im goooood!!!

I have to say though she looks as though she sucks mighty fine so I`ll take 3 sets of steps as I`m very short. Hope they support a large distributed weight as I`m obese too.

[4OnFloor]

With all the replies, maybe I should try to sell them. Who's got Steffen's tele number?

[Vettster]

Originally Posted by 4OnFloor

With all the replies, maybe I should try to sell them. Who's got Steffen's tele number?

He does.........