09-22-2006, 06:37 AM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: League City, Tx
Posts: 373
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10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on the track interfere with the race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways
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