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Actual bumper stickers
Constipated People Don't Give A ****.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
Thank You For Pot Smoking.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
I Have The Body Of A God .. Buddha.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Do.
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket?
It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.
[Seen upside Down, On A Jeep]
Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For
70mph.
Guys --- No Shirt, No Service; Gals --- No Shirt, No Charge.
[Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
Necrophillia --- That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.
Body By Nautilus --- Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Cat --- The Other White Meat.
Don't Be Sexist --- Broads Hate That.
Heart Attacks .. God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
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01-22-2007, 11:33 PM
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Re: Actual bumper stickers
Since this is a scat themed thread.
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01-22-2007, 11:45 PM
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Necrophillia --- That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 
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01-22-2007, 11:50 PM
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Illegal Alien - And I Vote!
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Haha! That reminds me of one I saw a while ago: "I ENVY YOUR MONEY, AND I VOTE!"
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Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an ass
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off
Don't like my driving...then quit watching me
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Try not to let you mind wander...it's too small and fragile to be out by itself
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you
"Impotence"...Natures way of saying "no hard feelings"
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01-23-2007, 01:56 AM
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I've been behind a car that had the 'hemorrhoid' bumper sticker. I laughed to myself when I saw it. The guy saw me in his rearview mirror laughing/smirking and put his finger out? WT?!?!?!
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01-23-2007, 04:35 AM
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If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you
That is great stuff.
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01-23-2007, 05:50 AM
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I have no on my car though
-Dont Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill your drink
-Caution: Driver just doesnt give a s#it
-Keep Honking Im Reloading
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01-24-2007, 06:55 PM
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Good fun!
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01-26-2007, 04:23 AM
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How about actual t-shirts from http://www.tshirthell.com/ ?
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I saw this one on a Ford Festiva today:
Hummer Escape Pod
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