H2 SUT Selling in Canada Surprise Unveiling Today.

[NJ H2]

Where ther Hell are the PICS!!!


H2 MODS:
Xtremeflow Exhaust, Power Flash Programmer, Xtremeflow Intake, Hella Bixenons, Polished Skid Plate, Chrome OEM Wheels, Chrome Driving Light Bezels, Rosen R6500

[DRTYFN]

HAHAHA!!! I KNEW IT!!! RE-RE!!!

You are kidding, right?

[MAC]

I have just reported Dennis to the authority, let's kill him. No, let's torture him for days first. I pay $5 to be the first, let me get the stick. Bend over Dennis.

[Drag]

You're right, Mac. I say torture.


Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KnightsOfTheSquareTable:
I know it's odd but I'm obligated to tell you. Just doing my job.

This will be my last post. From what Dennis tells me, DRTYFN is quite a prick.

*GM Canadar*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

BOO freakin' HOO!!!!! And you still didn't correct the spelling of your own country in your signature line, dickhead.

ATTENTION ALL POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS OF THIS PUSS- Be sure to check ALL of the details on your contract with this nitwit. He can't even get the spelling right on his own country. It's a 6 letter word with 3 of the same letters, and he made it into a 7 letter word. Can you imagine what he'll do to the more complicated details on your sales contract?
And it's Mr. Prick to you.

[argonaut]

Look how much a POS dennis is. He goes to sleep before midnight... douchebag...

[MAC]

Canadian Dennis in Canadian SUT.

[Boris]

I've been following this topic all day now and I feel really bad for Dennis's camera problems.

When I handed him the keys to the demo, he was all excited as to how his "FORUM" FRIENDS are waiting for his reply.

SOME ****ING FRIENDS YOU GUYS TURNED OUT TO BE.

I for one can confirm the SUT is here but I don't like you guys obviously enough to give the courtesy.

Ritchie, you must need glasses if you can't see the 3 SUT's parked on our Triple Boulders.

*GM Canadar*

[argonaut]

Sure, you can get a sweet penthouse in Yaletown in Vancouver for cheap now. I love the favorable exchange rate.

[Boris]

PLEASE GUYS!!!!

Calm down! These SUT's are reserved. Dennis has exagerrated this a bit. Only 10 SUTs on our lot.

I am the Sales Manager at TelusGM.

Dennis will get the first DEMO SUT for 24hours ONLY. But I strongly suggest.....

NOT TO TAKE PICS! As per the early release confidentiality agreement you will sign.

*GM Canadar*

[NJ H2]

H2 MODS:
Xtremeflow Exhaust, Power Flash Programmer, Xtremeflow Intake, Hella Bixenons, Polished Skid Plate, Chrome OEM Wheels, Chrome Driving Light Bezels, Rosen R6500

[argonaut]

hahahaha moojiber.

[ZeroTolerance]

All of the wasted time......

[RichieM]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KnightsOfTheSquareTable:

Ritchie, BTW answer to you riddle, STARBUCKS is situated inside our dealership. Great coffee. And sorry for that attack on you.

Mabye you and Dennis can come over TODAY????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
.............................................
KOTST! You are correct, Starbucks is inside the Gm dealership. And for the attack on me earlier, no offense taken. I am actually a really fukin nice guy and have a lot of respect for people. I just dont like people who talk **** to me when i didnt even do anything. As i said before I was backing up Dennis(if you read a few pages back)and wished him all the best luck with the Sut. So in the future please read first before judging me. Thank You, Richie
Oh yah Ill probably stop by Gm on sat or sun. How can i Get a hold of you?

[Drag]

Dennis, you take pics as fast as old people screw!!

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.

The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

[DennisAJC]

"THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY FORUM TROLL RESPONSE TEAM."

"THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY FORUM TROLL RESPONSE TEAM."

If this had not been a test, instructions to leave infected thread would follow. Thank-you on behalf of the Troll Hunters of the Emergency Forum Troll Response Team.

You may now resume normal viewing.......

[Drag]

At the Olympics in Canada, Prime Minister hopeful Stockwell Day
started a speech at the opening ceremonies.
He began as follows:
"Oh...." "Ooooo...." "Oh...." "Ooo...." "Ooohh."
...until one of his advisors quietly pointed out that the Olympic
symbol was not a part of the speech to read.***

New Tax Form

Canada's T1 Tax Return Form
(New Simpler Format)
1. How much money did you make? $________
2. Send it to us.

A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"


Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip.


A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."


Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.


In Canada, there are only 2 seasons - six months of winter and 6 months of poor snowmobiling


Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Quebec girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods...


How many newfees does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
2. One to hold the cookie, and one to squeeze the rabbit.


What's the definition of a Canadian? - A disarmed American with health care...


When a Canadian thinks of Hell...he wonders what the heating bill must be.


An Ontarion, British Columbian and Newfee were on top of a cliff.

Suddenly, with a puff of smoke a genie appeared before them. The genie told the three men that if they jumped off the cliff, they'd land in whatever they yelled as they were jumping.

First to jump was the Ontarian. He accelerated towards the edge, jumped as far as he could whilst yelling 'MONEY!'. Sure enough, he landed in a mountain of cash and was filthy rich the rest of his life.

Next up was the British Columbian. He ran as fast as he could, jumped off the cliff and screamd, "GOLD!"
Sure enough, he landed in a huge pile of gold and was an instant Billionaire.

Then the Newfee ran as fast as he could, reached the edge of the cliff, tripped over a rock and screamed in pain as he fell downwards...

"SHIIIIITTTT!!!"


An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."


Seeing 2 dogs doing the deed, the embarrassed Canadian teacher tried to explain this to her students. "You see, the dog on top hurt his paw, and the one on the bottom is taking him to the doctor."
"Oh, I see," said on of the students, "Just like in the US, try to help somebody and they screw you every time..."


Why does a Canadian cross the road?
To get to the middle.


What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.


Why do Newfie dogs have flat noses?
From chasing parked cars.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

[DennisAJC]

Here's me beside the SUT. It's a little dark with my flash not working and all. But you can see it if you looked hard enough.

Tried to turn on some lights but I'm not sure why they don't come on.

[noc]

Sad Sad Sad

Dennis, you better redeem yourself tomorrow

[InfamousTeeDog]

Okay guys this thread is getting a bit old. By the way all of you retards sitting on the edge of your seats waiting for the pics of the SUT's released in Canada(LOL)....YOU"VE BEEN HAD!!! You can thank DennisAJC, Hummerdogg, Knights of the Square Table, Drag Racer and a few others for playing this prank on you. Do you honestly think that GM would EVER release a brand new concept vehicle to Canada? Foreign entities always get an American made vehicle, second. Get real and get some brains guys. The SUT WILL NOT GO INTO PRODUCTION UNTIL APRIL OF 2004!!! I promise you on this one. Hell the unveiling of the SUT is not until the LA Auto Show!!! Have you ever heard of GM releasing a vehicle before it is even unveiled? Didn't think so.

"If you build it, they will come"