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08-06-2007, 10:13 AM
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"The Picture"
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
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08-06-2007, 12:20 PM
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Re: "The Picture"
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08-06-2007, 02:24 PM
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Re: "The Picture"
Ok - I'm gonna go take a long, HOT shower now. Yuck!
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08-06-2007, 03:04 PM
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Re: "The Picture"
D'oh!
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08-06-2007, 03:09 PM
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Re: "The Picture"
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Originally Posted by Hummer Aficionado_VT
D'oh!
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08-06-2007, 03:26 PM
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Re: "The Picture"
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Originally Posted by bparker
"That's me before the surgery."
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That's gave me a bad visual.
Now, here's one for you.
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08-06-2007, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
Wasn't that a movie?
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"I know all there is to know about the ......"
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08-06-2007, 04:51 PM
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Re: "The Picture"
ken, does that bring back memories.... |
08-06-2007, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
That's gave me a bad visual.
Now, here's one for you.
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08-07-2007, 05:23 PM
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08-07-2007, 05:25 PM
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08-07-2007, 09:36 PM
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Re: "The Picture"
I feel sick |
08-08-2007, 05:52 AM
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Re: "The Picture"
come on...who does that...
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