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I'm moving to Nevada
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.'
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies,
'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.'
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05-23-2008, 05:35 AM
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So when are you moving?  |
05-23-2008, 06:18 AM
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05-23-2008, 01:41 PM
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twice a year.....lucky guy.....  |
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twice a year.....lucky guy..... |
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05-24-2008, 06:59 AM
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Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!
Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....
Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.
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05-24-2008, 07:43 AM
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Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!
Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....
Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.
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 I don't know. Who?  Pretty bad when you have to explain the punchline. Maybe those guys were being honest ... 
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Re: I'm moving to Nevada
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Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!
Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....
Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.
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Shaggy but you have to subtract 2. 
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05-24-2008, 07:04 PM
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I don't know. Who? Pretty bad when you have to explain the punchline. Maybe those guys were being honest ... |
Holy $hit, I never thought they got laid less than that!
Man, you guys need to figure out how to get some on a weekly basis....
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