anger and old men........

[BlueTJCO]

the two just dont go well together.

Was waiting in line for at least 5-10 minutes (patiently) this morning to get some gas.

Right as the car in front of me (at the pump) pulls away, some ******* jumps in and takes the pump.

He knows I've been waiting for it yet gets out of his car, looks at me with a smile, and continues to fill up his car...........



I was late to work this morning.

I tried to stay calm. I got out and asked him if he noticed me waiting for the pump and he replied "too slow".............

I got back into my Heep........

He fills up his car with gas, then looks at me AGAIN with a smile and starts to walk inside to pay.


Ok.........now I'm ****ing pissed. I calmly got out, got into his car, drove and parked it up front for his ass.

He was not happy and came running out after me...........


Ooops............................ .........bet he thinks twice about doing that again.


Old Cocky ****er =

[ChiHummer3]

NICE!!!

[usetosellhummer]

Good one! Old dosn't mean **** if your mean. I hate it at the store when they push up agianst you thinking they are gonna get up their any faster.

[dеiтайожни]

Hahaha... that's a Heep for ya.. always at the pump. Why did he leave the keys in his car anyways? If you had a Hummer you could've pushed him out of the way. And lastly, waiting for gas.. HA!

[dеiтайожни]

P.S. It would've been hilarious if someone took the pump while you were moving his car and you had to wait longer.

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

P.S. It would've been hilarious if someone took the pump while you were moving his car and you had to wait longer.

That is exactly what happened..........The old ****er punched me hard

I literally held him down on the ground, sat on him, and was laughing my ****ing ass off. I wanted to stomp a hole in him bad but instead gave the ****ing old man a "noogie"..........

the attendents that came out to break it up were laughing right along with me and had a hard time keeping a straight face when asking me to get off of the guy..........

I do have a good lump on my forehead though.............kinda sucks........

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

I literally held him down on the ground, sat on him, and....gave the ****ing old man a "noogie"..........

Giving old people noogies is funnay.

[jmsspratlin]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

That is exactly what happened..........The old ****er punched me hard

I literally held him down on the ground, sat on him, and was laughing my ****ing ass off. I wanted to stomp a hole in him bad but instead gave the ****ing old man a "noogie"..........

the attendents that came out to break it up were laughing right along with me and had a hard time keeping a straight face when asking me to get off of the guy..........

I do have a good lump on my forehead though.............kinda sucks........

Thats funny

[marin8703]

[h2co-pilot]

OMG Moonie!

[BlueTJCO]

Ok.......went home at lunch and "examined" myself...........

My forehead lump......he got me good........

My arm was hurting and my shoulder. Took off my shirt and DAMN........He had a good grip on my right bicep. It's already nice and purple, bruised, a little green..........

Shoulder........guess I'm an old man also........


sooooooooo.......Add that up with the fact that I didn't hit the ****er back and just held him down for a couple minutes.....I'd say he messed me up. ......


CLARIFICATION:

By "noogie" I dont mean I held him down like you would your cousin and gave him a "noogie" over and over. I more was rubbing my forearm into his face while I was holding him down..........

[ChiHummer3]

Did ya get his plate number??? You should really make his day and charge him with assault. Probably going to be painful to raise a beer on the holiday on account of all of the bruising. Of course, he could retaliate and say you were trying to steal his car.

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by ChiHummer3

Of course, he could retaliate and say you were trying to steal his car.

"I'm going to have you arrested for stealing my car" is exactly what he kept trying to mutter as I grinded my forearm into his head....

[ChiHummer3]

[jmsspratlin]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

"I'm going to have you arrested for stealing my car" is exactly what he kept trying to mutter as I grinded my forearm into his head....

I don't see nothing wrong......with a little bump and grind.....

[BigPoppa1411]

Originally Posted by jmsspratlin

I don't see nothing wrong......with a little bump and grind.....

[KenP]

Originally Posted by usetosellhummer

Good one! Old dosn't mean **** if your mean. I hate it at the store when they push up agianst you thinking they are gonna get up their any faster.

I step backwards and don't move. Then, when the person in front moves forward, I take a mini step forward and stop. I won't move. I'm serious. I'll just stand in one place and try to pass gas....

[DRTYFN]

I thought your Krav Mango was the uber ninja style? Old man yer ass. I'm glad he didn't have a knife or gun.

I'd like to comment further on this whole thing but unfortunately can't.

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

I thought your Krav Mango was the uber ninja style? Old man yer ass. I'm glad he didn't have a knife or gun.

I'd like to comment further on this whole thing but unfortunately can't.

I was not out to kick his ass else I would have. Just to make a point.

I'm glad he didn't have a gun also. Knife...meh.....I'm a hell of a baseball player......good swing, lots of power........

[Adam in CO]

He left the keys in it?

After pissing you off?

Idiot.