At the welfare office

[h2co-pilot]

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the

counter and says,

"Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says,

"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy

old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your

clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be

expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. You'll be

provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is

$200,000 a year."


The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're kidding me!"



The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."

[ChiHummer3]

[jmsspratlin]

Nice!!

[frenzy1]

Great one !

[Big Dad]

[DDWH]

LOL!

[Agriv8r]

so, did he get the job....