Huge Medical Breakthrough!!!!

[Grape Ape]

javascriptl('http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm');

Cant get the link right......

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Grape Ape

javascriptl('http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm');

Oh hell yeah!!!!

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Too bad it's fake:
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

[Grape Ape]

I'll be printing it out and taping it on the fridge for the wife. I'm not telling her!
I am going to tell her how "concerned for her health" I am. I think I tried the "good for your complexion" routine before.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Grape Ape

I'll be printing it out and taping it on the fridge for the wife. I'm not telling her!
I am going to tell her how "concerned for her health" I am. I think I tried the "good for your complexion" routine before.

I use that one all the time. Now the wife's too smart for that crap and Snopes or Googles, everything I tell her.

[Mrs.ssippi]

I'm a dental hygienist and one time this lady came in to have her teeth cleaned. After an exam, I told her she had periodontal disease and she might lose her teeth if she did not do something about it and she needed more than just a "teeth cleaning", also called a prophy. She then asked me if she could ask me a question, "being a medical professional". I told her sure, but I'm a dental hygienist, I don't know how much I can help you if its not dental related. She then asked me if she had this periodontal disease because she holds semen in her mouth. It took everything I had not to just fall out on the floor. So I told her this was more of a question for the dentist and I went and got him. I did not give him the heads up on the question. I then went and told the other girls in the office and we all listened and giggled like little school girls when we heard her ask him. That was priceless.

[f5fstop]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I'm a dental hygienist and one time this lady came in to have her teeth cleaned. After an exam, I told her she had periodontal disease and she might lose her teeth if she did not do something about it and she needed more than just a "teeth cleaning", also called a prophy. She then asked me if she could ask me a question, "being a medical professional". I told her sure, but I'm a dental hygienist, I don't know how much I can help you if its not dental related. She then asked me if she had this periodontal disease because she holds semen in her mouth. It took everything I had not to just fall out on the floor. So I told her this was more of a question for the dentist and I went and got him. I did not give him the heads up on the question. I then went and told the other girls in the office and we all listened and giggled like little school girls when we heard her ask him. That was priceless.

What did the Dentist say?????

On another note:
Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist first thing in the morning, and during the exam, the dentist looked at him and said, "I see you had oral sex this morning."
The guy smiled and answered, "How could you tell, do I have a hair caught in my teeth?"
The dentist smiled and said, "No, you have poop on your nose."

[KenP]

CP's dad pulled my wisdom teeth. When I started to come out of the stupor, I asked if anyone had "touched me".

Damn, I hurt for days and days!!! I think he did it on purpose. Me =

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by KenP

Oh hell yeah!!!!

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm


Too bad it's fake:
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

X2 It's fake.

[Mr. I - Man]

Hell, If thats the case I'm going to start hanging out at those Race For The Cure breast cancer walks & runs, to sacrifice my bodily functions for the good of medicine and women worldwide.

Just call me a charity whore for a good cause.

[f5fstop]

Don't care if it is fake, I know a few who will believe it.

[DDWH]

Originally Posted by f5fstop

Don't care if it is fake, I know a few who will believe it.

and I will have it printed out to show her when she gets home!"Honey, I just want to make sure your healty!"

[HummBob]

Originally Posted by f5fstop

Don't care if it is fake, I know a few who will believe it.

My kind of Girls....STUPID AND SWALLOW!!!

[h2co-pilot]

Gawd, Guys are suck dicks!

(edit: I spelled "such" wrong and it was a F slip. LMAO. I'm leaving it. )

[fourfourto]

[Adam in CO]

REPOST!

But I printed it out and put it on the fridge anyway. Worked, too.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

X2 It's fake.

But it could be REAL!!!

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

REPOST!

But I printed it out and put it on the fridge anyway. Worked, too.

Yuck, I just threw up alittle at the thought of that!!!!!!!! I've always been told the ones that brag about it, normally are not getting any.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

Yuck, I just threw up alittle at the thought of that!!!!!!!! I've always been told the ones that brag about it, normally are not getting any.

You threw up at the thought of my wife blowin' me? Ever had a weenie tot?

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

You threw up at the thought of my wife blowin' me? Ever had a weenie tot?

Okay, I will probably hate myself for asking, but what the hell is a weenie tot? It sounds small. I like kilbasa sausage. anything like that?

[Adam in CO]

That's funny. I don't think there is such a thing, but it's a product from the Al Bundy era. I assume something like little smokies.