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03-28-2008, 06:25 AM
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The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
So even though he's the crappiest wannabe wheeler ever, can't spot & won't stack rocks for others, but now he's a stroked out mess with agi,py cane-aided shuffle & a sh*tty attitude that tries to move to the front of the line(even though he can barely drive on pavement) and bitches like a pissy fag when others are in front of him. You know he's a total f*ck up if Rox publicly chews him out. She's one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet, so Tower must have been a colossal ass hole. I love your high-lift mounted on your chrome brushguard.
Can you even lift if off yourself or do you have to piss & moan for someone to help your fat crippled vegetarian ass? DRTY wanted to go on this trip just to harass you on your crappy wheeling, but you've made more enemies and disgusted more people than he could have ever hoped to do to you. Nice going. 
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03-28-2008, 07:03 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
I been a baaaaad boy.
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03-28-2008, 07:10 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
Oh yeah... and Tower is the first person to ever get strapped up the launch Pad in an H2 - and it wasn't even broken.
Oh, and the thought of him laying there on the ground like a turtle on its back after falling out of his rig is priceless.
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03-28-2008, 12:07 PM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
Post pics. Do now!
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03-28-2008, 03:21 PM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
you have to learn to let it out...holding back will not do you or anyone else any good.....try it, just say what you feel and see how much better things are...
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04-01-2008, 04:08 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
I was LMAO at his rig.
He parks that ugly thing so it's facing the parking lot. But the gheyest thing is that he hangs his "Search and Rescue" vest up in the middle of his rig, perfectly facing forward between the seats so that everyone can see it. I'm not kidding - I think he installed a special hanger in the ceiling, right between the driver and passenger seats. I'm still laughing about it.
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04-01-2008, 04:12 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
Need pictures of said tacky rescue H2.
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04-01-2008, 05:00 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
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Need pictures of said tacky rescue H2.
I didn't get a picture in time. 
I think he left early when everyone told him to get lost.
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04-01-2008, 06:22 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
OMFG!!! He's an even more pathetic turd than I could have ever imagined.Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
I was LMAO at his rig.
He parks that ugly thing so it's facing the parking lot. But the gheyest thing is that he hangs his "Search and Rescue" vest up in the middle of his rig, perfectly facing forward between the seats so that everyone can see it. I'm not kidding - I think he installed a special hanger in the ceiling, right between the driver and passenger seats. I'm still laughing about it. 15 years ago he was a part time volunteer.
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04-01-2008, 07:35 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
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Need pictures of said tacky rescue H2.
Hi-lift mounted to ghey chrome brushguard. Ghey vest hanging in rear DS window. 
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04-02-2008, 10:38 PM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
Aside from the dust on the winshield that rig looks far too purdy to have ever been wheeled outside of the supermarket lot.
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04-02-2008, 11:39 PM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
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Aside from the dust on the winshield that rig looks far too purdy to have ever been wheeled outside of the supermarket lot.
He went and washed it every day. 
Only Rox and her sisters are allowed to do that. 
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04-03-2008, 01:07 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
Well at least he set one world record with that H2 --> First to be strapped up the Launch Pad.
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04-03-2008, 04:45 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
I can't wait any longer to ask...strapped up the Launch Pad?
Please explain. Whatever it is, I'm glad I wasn't there to witness it!
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04-03-2008, 04:52 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
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I can't wait any longer to ask...strapped up the Launch Pad?
Please explain. Whatever it is, I'm glad I wasn't there to witness it!
And just think, you could have married that guy!
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04-03-2008, 05:43 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
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Well at least he set one world record with that H2 --> First to be strapped up the Launch Pad.
I thought I might have pictures or video of it, but apparently I turned off my cameras in disgust.
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04-03-2008, 05:46 AM
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Re: The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread
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I thought I might have pictures or video of it, but apparently I turned off my cameras in disgust.
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