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#1
12-26-2007, 05:44 AM
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Definitions - Female vs. Male
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's bonnet.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing cricket without a box.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with your mates.
BUM (bum) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger.
male: The organ for mooning (and farting).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book, dinner with best mates.
male: Sex, preferably with two lesbians.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What women do while the man is shagging.
#2
12-26-2007, 07:06 AM
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Re: Definitions - Female vs. Male
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#3
12-26-2007, 08:26 AM
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Re: Definitions - Female vs. Male
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
That one's a bunch of crap. My daughter loves the "pull this finger" game as much as I do.
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12-26-2007, 09:28 AM
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Re: Definitions - Female vs. Male
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
That one's a bunch of crap. My daughter loves the "pull this finger" game as much as I do.
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12-26-2007, 10:05 AM
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Re: Definitions - Female vs. Male
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
That one's a bunch of crap. My daughter loves the "pull this finger" game as much as I do.
BEST GAME EVER !
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12-26-2007, 05:54 PM
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Re: Definitions - Female vs. Male
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
That one's a bunch of crap. My daughter loves the "pull this finger" game as much as I do.
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12-26-2007, 05:56 PM
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Re: Definitions - Female vs. Male
The British version. (we dont say bonnet over here)
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