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TEENAGE PREGNANCY...Jewish Style
An 18-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car
and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them, "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail
furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account."
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a
$25,000,000 bank account.
"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do
you suggest?"
Verclemt at this point, the mother, who had remained silent until now,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll try again,
right?"
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I never understood why Jewish drive Mercedes. Is it maybe a slap in the face to germans?
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I never understood why Jewish drive Mercedes. Is it maybe a slap in the face to germans?
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You deserve an answer but I think I will let this thread get butchered up a bit before I give you the straight skinny...OK ?
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That was pretty funny!
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a lot of jewish people also woint drive a mercedes or any german made car for that matter
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a lot of jewish people also woint drive a mercedes or any german made car for that matter
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I would drive a German Panzer Tank if I had one...
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Does Tower know about this?
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a lot of jewish people also woint drive a mercedes or any german made car for that matter
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I'm sure they won't drive alot of Volks Wagens (Adolf's favourite...).
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Grew up believeing that we didn't buy German cars. Weird, but that was the norm. We (parents, grandparents, etc.) drove GM crap (Caddy, Buick, Olds, even a Corvette) forever. Then my old man went turning Japanese. Drove Acuras for years and years. Now they drive a Benz and an Audi. Ha! I never really cared. I've had a VW and a TT over the years. I just don't like the high maintenence costs of a german car. They do have solid engineering, though.
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