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How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
Went to the bank to day to make a deposit. Since it was a business check I went to the far Left hand side along the wall that has the drawer the the teller shoots out.
I have not been there in my 3 as there other drive up sections are old and the air tube carrying system is ancient and low to the ground. I received a letter saying they had up graded to a new higher more SUV/Truck friendly system.
Since I had a Business check I went to the side mentioned above.
Now.....This is my first trip thru this tight maze with the 3. So.....
I pull in and started down the lane towards the teller. There is no left hand curb at the entrance....
However ...the curb comes around from the left the closer you get to the teller window. .....ahhh I didn't notice the 12" High left hand curb untill I smacked into it and shot the 3 up into the air.
Not wanting to look like a smacked ass and stop and back up...I continued down to the teller window and stopped as she pushed out the drawer. At this point I decided to act as if nothing were wrong. I smiled at her and said good morning and undid my seat belt and climbed part way out the window and drooped the check in the drawer.
She took the check and started to process it with a I want-a laugh my ass off but I Can't.... Look on her Face. I looked around to see if any one had noticed that the left side of the 3 was about 2 feet in the air on one side.
There were a few people staring ..but I acted as if nothing was wrong and turned up the monsoon system. the drawer opened and I climbed out and said thank you ...she smiled and pulled the drawer in as I drove down the remaining 15 feet of curb and bounced back to asphault...
That was cool...
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
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Originally Posted by Viet Nam Vette
Went to the bank to day to make a deposit. Since it was a business check I went to the far Left hand side along the wall that has the drawer the the teller shoots out.
I have not been there in my 3 as there other drive up sections are old and the air tube carrying system is ancient and low to the ground. I received a letter saying they had up graded to a new higher more SUV/Truck friendly system.
Since I had a Business check I went to the side mentioned above.
Now.....This is my first trip thru this tight maze with the 3. So.....
I pull in and started down the lane towards the teller. There is no left hand curb at the entrance....
However ...the curb comes around from the left the closer you get to the teller window. .....ahhh I didn't notice the 12" High left hand curb untill I smacked into it and shot the 3 up into the air.
Not wanting to look like a smacked ass and stop and back up...I continued down to the teller window and stopped as she pushed out the drawer. At this point I decided to act as if nothing were wrong. I smiled at her and said good morning and undid my seat belt and climbed part way out the window and drooped the check in the drawer.
She took the check and started to process it with a I want-a laugh my ass off but I Can't.... Look on her Face. I looked around to see if any one had noticed that the left side of the 3 was about 2 feet in the air on one side.
There were a few people staring ..but I acted as if nothing was wrong and turned up the monsoon system. the drawer opened and I climbed out and said thank you ...she smiled and pulled the drawer in as I drove down the remaining 15 feet of curb and bounced back to asphault...
That was cool...
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05-24-2007, 01:12 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
Very smooth, VNV! 
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05-24-2007, 01:35 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
Did you break a tie rod?  |
05-24-2007, 02:13 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
nice , a lil wheelin at the teller window 
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05-24-2007, 02:28 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
drive through bank deposits ??? Only in America...
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
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Did you break a tie rod? |
No, just busted the front diff.... |
05-24-2007, 03:52 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
Do it again and take a pic
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05-24-2007, 03:57 PM
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No, just busted the front diff.... |
Nah...me got's the ZM-6.. And it just floated down when I hit the asphalt.  |
05-24-2007, 04:01 PM
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nice , a lil wheelin at the teller window |
Next week maybe I'll wheel over the stone landscaping in front of the bank.
I'm starting a new trend..It's called "Urban Wheel-en" After the bank..I got my eye on the Gas company's front 50* sloping front Lawn...
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05-24-2007, 04:06 PM
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Do it again and take a pic |
It's king of Hairy.... Not much clearence from the wall to the 3.. I was lucky I didn't road rash the side and trash the side Mirror.... It I tried to do it on purpose I'd propably take the drawer off the wall ..!! |
05-24-2007, 05:58 PM
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ROFLMAO
Oooooooooerrrrrr - the mental imagery of the possibilities..... Like high lifting #2's from Wendy's or making the beer distributor load a strategically parked H3 with a forklift......
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05-24-2007, 06:57 PM
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"Urban Wheel-en"
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05-24-2007, 08:41 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
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"Urban Wheel-en" |
Think About it Dude... Skate Boarders do it all the time down railings ...steps ..all natural Urban stuff. Pedal Cycle dudes ride all over that stuff.....Why not sneak your 3 out late at night and climb a few steps or drive up grass-y grades around town..
Fargen -A....
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05-24-2007, 09:30 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
i actually got out of mine once and then stepped to her window to put my check in there... she stepped away from the window :P
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05-24-2007, 10:14 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
somebody had to do it.
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05-25-2007, 12:04 AM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
Right before I left I would have told her that someone might want to come out and help the wiseazz honda driver you just parked on.
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05-25-2007, 01:56 AM
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I THINK U SHOULD CALL IT..............  |
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05-25-2007, 03:51 PM
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Re: How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window
I did the same thing trying to turn into a parking lot when some a-hole was blocking the entrace (as a result of red-light).
However, a cop just happened to be watching me from the parking lot and very quickly administered me a $200 "overtaking on the right" ticket.
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I did the same thing trying to turn into a parking lot when some a-hole was blocking the entrace (as a result of red-light).
However, a cop just happened to be watching me from the parking lot and very quickly administered me a $200 "overtaking on the right" ticket. |
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