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[KenP]

F1
Welcome to the big league, Juan Pablo Montoyo.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ssi/index.html

IRL
Danica, want to come over to the fun side?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...car/index.html

IRL
Carpentier, good luck buddy. Hope to have you here.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ide/index.html

F1 Sponsor from the link above:

and an interest by sponsor Mecachrome, a French engineering company with Formula One ties that wants to get involved in NASCAR, were among the reasons he has seriously begun efforts to align himself with a Busch Series team.

[KenP]

Now imagine this:

http://www.nascar.com/races/tracks/rir/index.html
Me and a buddy from here going to the Richmond race. No biggie, right? We are from Virginia, afterall.

Now add our favorite Mississippi redneck family to the mix. Sounds right? Of course.

But get this: Our favorite Northern Messican CanAsian family!!!!

That's right. NASCAR crosses borders, Nationalities and Races!!!

Just imagine a Northern Messican CanAsian with a NASCAR hat, big red ear phones, and a racer's tee shirt on holding a Bud in one hand and a chicken wing in the other!!!

Oh hell yeah, NASCAR ROCKS!!!!

[KenP]

OOOOPS, someone just saw this and is embarrassed.

[KenP]

Where else in racin' can you hear things like:

Boogity-boogity-boogity....

Let's git er dun...

and

That's racin'...(Right after you ran the other car straight into the wall)

???

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by KenP

Now imagine this:

http://www.nascar.com/races/tracks/rir/index.html
Me and a buddy from here going to the Richmond race. No biggie, right? We are from Virginia, afterall.

Now add our favorite Mississippi redneck family to the mix. Sounds right? Of course.

But get this: Our favorite Northern Messican CanAsian family!!!!

That's right. NASCAR crosses borders, Nationalities and Races!!!

Just imagine a Northern Messican CanAsian with a NASCAR hat, big red ear phones, and a racer's tee shirt on holding a Bud in one hand and a chicken wing in the other!!!

Oh hell yeah, NASCAR ROCKS!!!!

No pictures please. Can't wait. I'll be bringing a beer vest for all yous.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

No pictures please. Can't wait. I'll be bringing a beer vest for all yous.

Oh, the pics will happen! Beer vest sounds over-the-top-cool!!!

[devilsfan]

Isn't it nice to see our white trash infesting all corners of the world?

Stacy

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by KenP

F1
Welcome to the big league, Juan Pablo Montoyo.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ssi/index.html

IRL
Danica, want to come over to the fun side?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...car/index.html

IRL
Carpentier, good luck buddy. Hope to have you here.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ide/index.html

F1 Sponsor from the link above:

Won't be long before we have a group try to put together a competitor to NASCAR.

Dennis, will the beer vest make me look fat?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by devilsfan

Isn't it nice to see our white trash infesting all corners of the world?

Stacy

We will control all.

[KenP]

Have you ever looked at this?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/feat...don/index.html

It's pretty funnay!!1

[KenP]

BTW, I don't want Gordo to ever, ever win another race.

If you don't know why, don't ask. You're not a fan.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by KenP

Have you ever looked at this?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/feat...don/index.html

It's pretty funnay!!1

That's funny

They are interviewing Busch about his sunglasses right now

[31_bandits]

i once listened to a group of wildly drunk WTs who i happen to know reminisce emotionally about where they were the moment JR crashed.

This is cause for a new sig.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by 31_bandits

i once listened to a group of wildly drunk WTs who i happen to know reminisce emotionally about where they were the moment JR crashed.

This is cause for a new sig.

I don't think you are a "FAN" because it was not JR, it was his dad. And I remember what I was doing when "THE WRECK" happened. And I was not a fan at that point.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

Dennis, will the beer vest make me look fat?

No but we might get mistaken for suicide bombers.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by KenP

BTW, I don't want Gordo to ever, ever win another race.

If you don't know why, don't ask. You're not a fan.

I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I don't think you are a "FAN" because it was not JR, it was his dad. And I remember what I was doing when "THE WRECK" happened. And I was not a fan at that point.

I remember.

Dennis, don't bring them then. It's going to be hard enough getting you into the track to start with.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you.

Well, I guess we all know where you stand.

[evldave]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you.

You're just jealous because he's not a redneck, inbred family man who's opinion of hisself is 4x his ability who's been living on the coattails of his dead dad's reputation. I think last year pretty much showed us what Jr's made of. How many Winston Cups Championships does Jr have? How many does Jeff have? hmmmm, plus he was married to Mrs Winston Cup & just got engaged, so I don't think he's gay...

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by evldave

You're just jealous because he's not a redneck, inbred family man who's opinion of hisself is 4x his ability who's been living on the coattails of his dead dad's reputation. I think last year pretty much showed us what Jr's made of. How many Winston Cups Championships does Jr have? How many does Jeff have? hmmmm, plus he was married to Mrs Winston Cup & just got engaged, so I don't think he's gay...

"hisself" is not a word