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09-02-2007, 06:35 AM
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I need your help. Am I gay?
Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.
I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....
Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?
I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.
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09-02-2007, 08:31 AM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
WELCOME TO THE CLUB HONEY !!!!!
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09-02-2007, 08:57 AM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Ghey!
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09-02-2007, 11:21 AM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Mmmm Hmmmm....
And it seems to be the second Ms. GI edition....tsk tsk. Better hang out in the garage for a few more hours. |
09-02-2007, 01:07 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Pretty ghey!
Turn on some football, drink a few beers, scratch your sack a few times, beltch a bit....and I'm sure you'll be feeling better in no time! |
09-02-2007, 01:38 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
just fill your pockets with manly things when you wear them....jerky, flask of whiskey, mail pouch....it will be fine....if you have the urge to paint your toenails pink...well...you might have a problem then.....
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09-02-2007, 02:28 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
You'll need a better haircut.
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09-02-2007, 04:34 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
If those capris cover your butt cheeks better it'll be an improvement.  |
09-02-2007, 05:27 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Yeah that is pretty gay, what were you thinking?  |
09-02-2007, 08:39 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Yep....def gay. Did they not have the rainbow t-shirt as well? I guess you just opted out eh?  |
09-02-2007, 08:42 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Alright, Alright.
I just got the nail gun out and shot a couple of sleeves. I'm feeling a return of the mojo.
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09-02-2007, 09:28 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Now go to the bar and try pushing in a few stools  
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09-02-2007, 09:38 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
gay....
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09-02-2007, 09:47 PM
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If those capris cover your butt cheeks better it'll be an improvement. |
That may be the BEST PHOTO EVER.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way if the shorts go below the bottom of the knee, they yes you are ghey, gay, homo and queer...
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09-02-2007, 10:42 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Just go and change the oil in the Hummer and get grease and stuff on them. Then it won't be as bad. Until that point though
GAY!!!!!!!!!
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09-02-2007, 10:42 PM
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If this doesn't make you want to puke your guts out, then, yes, you are a turd burgler. |
09-03-2007, 12:15 AM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
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That may be the BEST PHOTO EVER.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way if the shorts go below the bottom of the knee, they yes you are ghey, gay, homo and queer...
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so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!
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09-03-2007, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by 3Hummer
so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!
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If your belt is somewhere around your waist and the shorts are below you knee we'll let you get away with it ...
BUT
if you shorts are BELOW YOU KNEES and your
"flying your colors"
then you are, and belong in the place where that was start
"with all the other boyz"
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09-03-2007, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by 3Hummer
so im assuming then becuase i wear shorts, thats go just below my knee im gay, and all those rap and rock stars and movie stars that wear shorts that go just below the knee or gay also!? IMO if your shorts dont go below then your gay, and if theyh shorts are right in between the knee and the ankle your gay, but if there just below the knee your not!
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NO, that my friend is what they call GHETTO FABULOUS. |
09-03-2007, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.
I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....
Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?
I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.
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My other thing is...why in the hell would you pay $68.00 for those? |
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