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04-25-2008, 01:44 AM
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How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
I can shower, shave, brush my teef, iron my shirt, suit up, put on my tie, have my coffee and out the door in 30 minutes.
And I'm not shitting you, I look freakin good.
Any man who takes more than 30 minutes is a real fag.
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04-25-2008, 02:09 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
After reading your response in the masterbation thread, you must be quick.Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I can shower, shave, brush my teef, iron my shirt, suit up, put on my tie, have my coffee and out the door in 30 minutes.
And I'm not ****ting you, I look freakin good.
Any man who takes more than 30 minutes is a real fag.
BTW, since I don't leave the house to work, all I have to do is take a sheat. About 30 minutes...
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04-25-2008, 02:09 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
What about the morning business? You made no mention of that.... I bet if you factor that time in you're over the official "30+ minute fag" factor!
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04-25-2008, 02:21 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
SHOWER, SHAVE ???
3.25 minutes !!!
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04-25-2008, 02:54 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
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Originally Posted by KenP
After reading your response in the masterbation thread, you must be quick.
I can do it on demand.
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
SHOWER, SHAVE ???
3.25 minutes !!!
How many wives do you have????? 
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04-25-2008, 03:14 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
shower:15-20 minutes (im still asleep when i have to freagin wake up at 6:15 in the morning cuase i do the tv morning annoucements in school), brush my teeth, hair, throw on clothes and cologne another 10 minutes sooo 25-30 minutes total. But then i gotta throw my board bag for wakeboarding in the car so by the time i actually leave for school its like 33 minutes after i wake up.
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04-25-2008, 03:15 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
I'll see your 30 minutes, and raise you 20. No problem.
However...If I need to comb my Langhoffs, I gotta add 15 minutes.
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04-25-2008, 04:10 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
How many wives do you have?????
several former ...........
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04-25-2008, 04:35 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
35 min tops.
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04-25-2008, 05:25 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Just shave the Langhoffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
However...If I need to comb my Langhoffs, I gotta add 15 minutes.
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04-25-2008, 05:41 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
Just shave the Langhoffs.
MMMMMMMMMM.....Shorn Langhoffs......
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04-25-2008, 06:38 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
5 minutes ! Belgian Style !
Not even long enough to make my mornin' wood go away ! 
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04-25-2008, 06:40 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
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Originally Posted by frenzy1
Not even long enough to make my mornin' wood go away !
More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood. 
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04-25-2008, 06:42 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood.
Go to bed Dennis !! It must be way past your bedtime in Canada ! I'm starting working in a couple of minutes ! TGIF !
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04-25-2008, 07:17 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
You just went into Gay airspace on that one. You're discussing rubbing cawks with another dood. *coughfaggotcough*Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood.
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04-25-2008, 10:00 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
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You just went into Gay airspace on that one. You're discussing rubbing cawks with another dood. *coughfaggotcough*
ME VERY SORRY ! ME LEAVING GAY AIRSPACE NOW !
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04-25-2008, 11:26 AM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.
Normal day
- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel
- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good )
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)
- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush
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04-25-2008, 12:24 PM
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Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
-comb hair and squeeze one out
So this costs Ken 20 minutes at the grocery store too.
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