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Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.
The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!
Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!
The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!
LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.
The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!
Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!
The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!
LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
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09-05-2007, 08:08 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
well.... i agree but at the same time i disagree...
Bling, to me, is when you have the truck slammed, on 26"'s DUB's and yet has not intention to have a purpose except looking "good"
Personally, i wish i had two h2's. One would definitely be a off-road queen. The other, would definitely be lowered, on probably 22's with KDWS tires or a drag-radial. Upgraded suspension like swaybars, shocks/springs, 1000rwhp and probably have tires spit behind the rear tires because of all the burnouts!!
To me, a H2 that is setup for performance, has purpose. And it's not bling! I know this is a off-road crowd.... but, the H2 handles very well for its size. Bling is when you want to have the image of a fast or sweet H2, a purpose built H2 IS what you want it to be.
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
I Agree 
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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09-05-2007, 10:48 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
Thanks
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09-05-2007, 11:03 PM
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well.... i agree but at the same time i disagree...
Bling, to me, is when you have the truck slammed, on 26"'s DUB's and yet has not intention to have a purpose except looking "good"
Personally, i wish i had two h2's. One would definitely be a off-road queen. The other, would definitely be lowered, on probably 22's with KDWS tires or a drag-radial. Upgraded suspension like swaybars, shocks/springs, 1000rwhp and probably have tires spit behind the rear tires because of all the burnouts!!
To me, a H2 that is setup for performance, has purpose. And it's not bling! I know this is a off-road crowd.... but, the H2 handles very well for its size. Bling is when you want to have the image of a fast or sweet H2, a purpose built H2 IS what you want it to be.
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Can't argue with you!!
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2006 Victory Red H3 (The Titanic), R.I.P. - It didn't float
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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09-06-2007, 01:08 AM
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Yup 2 VERY NICE rides and nice house |
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09-12-2007, 05:19 PM
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
I don't care what you call it as long as it's shiney when it's clean.
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
same thing!
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.
The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!
Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!
The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!
LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
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 Sounds like someone is trying to rationalize away a guilty conscience....... Face it you're a Closet Gangsta, Word!  |
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
x2 on the Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling! I am in the same boat and you can tell by my Avatar that it is not a show truck. Just a good looking OffRoader.
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Sounds like someone is trying to rationalize away a guilty conscience....... Face it you're a Closet Gangsta, Word! |
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Re: Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling!
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Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic
After many hours of pondering (about women's breasts not bling), I have come to the conclusions that there is bling, and then there is CHROME. My H2 has NO bling. It has chrome vents, hood lockdowns, side light covers, front brush guard, read taillight guards, door handle/buckets and rims.
The reason why it's not bling, is attitude. It is still running 17 inch rims as well as Xterrain OFFROAD tires!!!!. It also has a winch!
Bling occurs when you LOWER your truck, put rims larger than 20 inches, or put high performance ROAD tires on it!! A chemical reaction occurs and the chrome mutates into BLING!
The purpose of chrome is so you can see when your rig is muddy enough. If there is no visible chrome, you're there!
LONG LIVE CHROME, DEATH TO BLING!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
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Dude, you are a total idiot. Get some nice wheels and call it good. Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.
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Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.
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Who you callin queer, Gaybob? 
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x2 on the Long Live Chrome - Death to Bling! I am in the same boat and you can tell by my Avatar that it is not a show truck. Just a good looking OffRoader.
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Dude, you are a total idiot. Get some nice wheels and call it good. Any chrome beyond that is bling, and looks like crap. Deal with it you closet queer.
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Well if that's not the pot calling the kettle gay I don't know what is!
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