Martha's dog pwn3d

[KenP]

Well, almost. I can't believe I forgot to post this story.

One afternoon while in Chicago, CP and I headed out for a walk. She got to the door before me so I started scanning the crowd real fast for stoopid looking mofo's so the little old lady walking her mutt didn't even register with me.

I get out the door in a hurry to catch up with the wife and damn near trample this mutt and owner. I step back, apologize to the women who's clearly startled, and realize I could have taken the mutt out. I also realized it was Martha Stewart.

No bodyguards that I could tell. There were a couple of men in dark suits trailing her, but that wasn't out of place there, so I'm not sure about those two.

I should have crunched the dog, fallen down and sued. I hate that beatch.

BTW, it was pretty funny.

[DennisAJC]

Damn Ken! That's cool!

You should have given her a shocker.

[usetosellhummer]

I did her

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Originally Posted by usetosellhummer

I did her

Martha or her dog?

unpleasant thought either way

[Agriv8r]

good job ken

[h2co-pilot]

Did you step on her electronic ankle braclet?