Broke Back Mountain Lady

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Broke Back Mountain Lady


A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she placed
an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.


Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
other a drunk.


She thought long and hard about it, and when no one
else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk.


He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks
the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing
very well.


Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up your heels."


The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
Saturday night.


He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the
room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.


She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.


"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever
so slowly.


"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and
placed them neatly by her boots.


"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.


"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands
did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.


Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear
my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

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That's about CO Hummer, isn't it?

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