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11-28-2002, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Aruba
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Now that every H2 owner has got a chance to brag about his/her/its truck on this fantastic forum and customize it and even personalize it/her/him, ever wonder what it/he/she would say if it/he/she could talk? "Hey dude/babe, take me for a real ride this time! I got enough of going to prep school every day."
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11-28-2002, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Aruba
Posts: 349
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Now that every H2 owner has got a chance to brag about his/her/its truck on this fantastic forum and customize it and even personalize it/her/him, ever wonder what it/he/she would say if it/he/she could talk? "Hey dude/babe, take me for a real ride this time! I got enough of going to prep school every day."
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11-28-2002, 10:47 AM
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Hummer Expert
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: North Texas
Posts: 523
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Mine would say, "Yo sorry sack of sh**, you said you would take me off-road and you haven't done it yet. All you do is take me to eat  and drink  ."
Jim
Red H2 in Texas
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2003 H2 Metallic Red (now gone)
2008 H3 Graphite Lux
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11-28-2002, 12:41 PM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: La Porte,TX
Posts: 391
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Yep, its definitely time for some Off Road when you hear your starting to talk to you!
Don
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12-02-2002, 04:16 AM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Los Angeles, Calif
Posts: 1,283
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My Hummer talks to me, mostly says "play that funky music white-boy"
Lately it's been nagging me to take it to Hawaii to visit Shea. Yeah..like that's gonna happen!
What I hate most is when I'm offroading and we accidently run over a jeep or some other small SUV. When that happens you have to get right on it....take your Hummer, bring it right over to the poor wittle jeepy...THEN PUSH THE NOSE INTO THE JEEP AND (WHILE STRIKING THE BRUSH-GUARD WITH A ROLLED NEWSPAPER) SAY "NO, BAD HUMMER...no! no!"
I typically try to impose this strict discipline....but after a few minutes I usually breakdown and go over to the Hummer: "ohhhh....how can I be mad at you".
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12-02-2002, 01:27 PM
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Hummer Expert
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Phoenix Arizona
Posts: 745
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My H2 would say, " NO NO not the mud hole you live in the dry hot desert of Arizona, and you will drive 100 miles of bad road just to fine mud, what kind of a nut are you buddy?" [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]
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12-02-2002, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Deep South, Along the Shore of the Flint River
Posts: 442
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Mine says...move outta the way...HummerGirl coming through...
I Had fun with Paint Shop today!!!
~amy
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White 2003 H2
Got Soap?
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12-03-2002, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 141
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"the car in front is way to slow, just drive over it!"
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\"Life is tough... tougher if you’re stupid.\" \"Just think, right now, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life
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