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Cop vs. Little Girl
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a
little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes Sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for
a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector lights
on the back of it!"
The young girl looked u p at the cop and said, "Nice horse
you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "Yes, he
sure did!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
Santa... the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." merry christmas
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Re: Cop vs. Little Girl
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a
little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes Sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for
a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector lights
on the back of it!"
The young girl looked u p at the cop and said, "Nice horse
you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "Yes, he
sure did!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
Santa... the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." merry christmas
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very good...
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12-19-2007, 01:42 AM
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12-19-2007, 01:46 AM
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Re: Cop vs. Little Girl
hahaha 
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Re: Cop vs. Little Girl
while were on the Santa joke topic heres another funny one... well a teacher in school said it i thought it was a tid bit funny
Q: Why is Santa soo jolly all the time???..........
A: Becuase he knows where all the naughty girls live
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