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This Somalian was walking down the street....
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from MiddleEast , I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!
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01-24-2008, 06:13 PM
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Re: This Somalian was walking down the street....
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01-24-2008, 06:35 PM
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Re: This Somalian was walking down the street....
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Can you post a LARGE picture of your avaitar or a link...
I am turned on by the 2 of them..................
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01-24-2008, 07:01 PM
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Re: This Somalian was walking down the street....
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Can you post a LARGE picture of your avaitar or a link...
I am turned on by the 2 of them..................
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Ducky step away from the viagra NOW!!! 
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01-24-2008, 10:53 PM
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Re: This Somalian was walking down the street....
 to the joke and Duck!
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01-25-2008, 12:04 AM
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Re: This Somalian was walking down the street....
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Ducky step away from the viagra NOW!!!
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HELL NO they work ...
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01-25-2008, 12:33 AM
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Re: This Somalian was walking down the street....
Tried that 36 hour Cialis yet? I hear the French nicknamed it "Le Weekender!"
I of course, keep a young wife and good Scotch on hand...he he he!
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01-25-2008, 05:45 PM
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Re: This Somalian was walking down the street....
good joke....will tell it again... |
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