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#1
08-14-2007, 09:42 PM
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I want out!
So, I have had enough of this business. I am tired and depressed from watching so many good people get hurt because of the economy. I am now solicitng for a new job. Anybody got openings? I will consider the following positions:
1) Peep show booth floor mopper
2) President of par-tay-ing
3) CLO (Cheif Laziness Officer)
4) Manager (I don't want to have to manage anyone, though)
5) Trainer (I don't want to have to train anybody, though)
6) Director of Sniffing
7) Tie Rod Service Technician
All suggestions are welcome (except those from CO 
). Thanks.
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#2
08-14-2007, 09:53 PM
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Re: I want out!
You can come pick up my poop.
#3
08-14-2007, 09:53 PM
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Re: I want out!
I mean my dogs...
and mine 
#4
08-14-2007, 09:54 PM
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Re: I want out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
You can come pick up my poop.
Ew. No.
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#5
08-14-2007, 09:54 PM
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Re: I want out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I mean my dogs...
and mine
Pay scale?
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#6
08-14-2007, 10:16 PM
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Re: I want out!
Depends on the weight scale.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
Pay scale?
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#7
08-14-2007, 10:20 PM
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Re: I want out!
I have asked to get banned but still here?
#9
08-14-2007, 10:25 PM
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Re: I want out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
Pay scale?
Depends. If you opt to live in a converted dog house out back and pick up the poop before it starts to warm the ground, I think we can work something very reasonable out, including free rent.
#10
08-14-2007, 10:54 PM
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Re: I want out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
3) CLO (Cheif Laziness Officer)
All suggestions are welcome (except those from CO ). Thanks.
Sorry Sir, but you are WAY overqualified for #3.
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#11
08-14-2007, 11:16 PM
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Re: I want out!
I think we should be worrying about our buddy!!!!He wants a coupl eof differnt major life changes to happen now.1) Sell his HUMMER2) Change his jobIf he posts next and sais he's done pi$$ing on bumpers, I'm calling him a doctor.
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#12
08-14-2007, 11:20 PM
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Re: I want out!
Adam, you have been doing a lot of changes lately. What's next a zippy little sports car, oh wait.......
What color is your parachute Adam?
With your charisma and that cute face of yours you sell chicken to the Colonel.
#13
08-14-2007, 11:27 PM
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Re: I want out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
With your charisma and that cute face of yours you sell chicken to the Colonel.
No doubt. He just sold his H2 to Shaggy for $39K.
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#14
08-14-2007, 11:28 PM
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Re: I want out!
He can always reunite with DRTY and get back into porn. The money is good but recovery time sucks I hear.
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#16
08-14-2007, 11:41 PM
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Re: I want out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Yeah, he needs some time back in that zippy lil' sports car.
He wasn't to successful on his first day.
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#17
08-15-2007, 12:29 AM
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Re: I want out!
Here, you can come run the skate park while I go in search of investors / partners to find a warehouse in eastern Northern VA to build a indoor skatepark.
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#19
08-15-2007, 11:19 AM
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Re: I want out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by usetosellhummer
I have asked to get banned but still here?
I charge for the consultation but as a HUMMER Owner I will give you a percentage off as courtesy...
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#20
08-15-2007, 04:26 PM
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Re: I want out!
I'm good
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