10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR

(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on the track interfere with the race.


# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...


#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

[The Green Lantern]

[DRTYFN]

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

[HummBob]

[HummerNewbie]

OMG...ROFLMFAO

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