Wal-Mart Greeter

[Arizona Hummerboy]

An unattractive, mean spirited woman barged into Walmart with her two kids.
Shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she demanded of
the Walmart Greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't
need oiling for once"!

"Yes, Ma'am, happy to oblige," said the Greeter. He chose a cart for her.
"Here you are, Ma'am. I hope this one is okay."

"If you'd move out of the way, I could find out!" snapped the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter said, standing aside. "You and the twins have a
nice day."

The woman halted. "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look
alike."

The greeter agreed. "No they don't, Ma'am. I just find it hard to believe
you got laid twice."

Love it.

S.

[DRTYFN]

Cute.
But I would have changed the last part to read- "I'm just trying to figure out how you tricked two people into f*cking you."
But that's just me.

[GregDiesel]

lmao.