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10-11-2007, 05:30 PM
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A Grandfather and his Grandson
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered, "No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!" Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered "no," again. Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar."
A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!"
The boy replied, "Then go **** yourself! Grandma made these for me."
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10-11-2007, 06:08 PM
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10-11-2007, 07:10 PM
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Bless that child.
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10-11-2007, 11:23 PM
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10-11-2007, 11:57 PM
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10-13-2007, 03:03 PM
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10-13-2007, 04:15 PM
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