Conspiracy !!!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!

We Must Stop This Immediately
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper . Groceries are heavier . And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was
dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!




And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until
they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?


I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend
the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.


I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning,
and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even
mirrors are not made the way they used to be!



Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and
limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is,
their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve
in my rear view mirror .



Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they
suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one
notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do
they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial? HA! I would
never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're
fooling?



I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the
telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books
in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these
awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS
CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

[wpage]

Dan Marino is a old fart too...

The Giants are now the world Champions.

RYD is living in the past with Jethro Tull!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by wpage

Dan Marino is a old fart too...

The Giants are now the world Champions.

RYD is living in the past with Jethro Tull!

Alice Cooper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!