Troll BBQ? What's the sauce of choice....

No sauce required for ****-on-a-stick.

Same ****...different day....

hope you have a good lawyer, and checking account.

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You'll find out, won't you?

Oh, and just a little FYI for you before you think about consulting an attorney- you can't do **** because someone lets others know YOUR opinions. No one here has altered your words. Quite the opposite. Why do you think I preserved ALL of your little rants by quoting them so you couldn't go back and delete or alter them. You proved me right by trying to hide everything on your little turd page.
No one invited you into this forum so you could start ****- you did that all on your own. Now you get to suffer the consequences of your actions like a man, or mother/housewife, or whatever the hell you happen to call yourself now.
Fun starts tomorrow.

originally posted by DRTYFN,

What time? I can't wait!!!!!

i think you might have me confused with someone else. i guess you have enough money throw around to buy a hummer, so you must also have enough to pay out on lawsuits. hope it was worth it. you'll be recieving some certified mail in a few days.

SO let me get this straight. You come in here, talk ****, insult Americans, then threaten to sue them because they were mean to you??? You've got to be kidding me. But yet you keep coming back for more...

BWAAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!!! Boy that is rich. That's is some funny stuff right there.

Sure. Send it certified to this address:

1300 Metropolitan Avenue
Leavenworth, Kansas 66048

I'll even give you a phone number.

913-682-8700

Or - is that where we should be sending YOU stuff? Isn't your allotment of time before the computer up? Or do you have body parts sore after trading computer time for other favors?

TOOOOMORROW!

TOMMORROW!!!!

YOU'LL LOVE IT! TOMORROW!!!!

IT"S ONLY A DAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

AWAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys better post what you did tomorrow. The suspense is killing me.

I'm subscribing to this so I can get a good laugh on Monday! He talks a lot of **** and doesn't want to back it up.

As the <STRIKE>oldest living </STRIKE> senior member of this forum, I say:
Bring it on to Paragon!

Wow, I think I just rapped!

Again, you might want to consult with an actual attorney before you make your hollow threats. Make sure to tell him/her that you did all of this on your own and that all of your spewing has been preserved for clarity. Also make sure to tell him/her that you've made threats of physical harm, too.
You familiar with the term "discovery"? I'm sure it would be MOST entertaining having a computer forensics expert pour over your personal & work computer and every thing you've ever done on the Internet. I wonder what your employers would think when they're handed a subpoena because of you? Can you say "career suicide"?

Your troll rating is dropping. You've gone from a 5(out of 10) to a 2 with all of your pissing in your pants.

Man, I love that place. Unfortunately I know some who have "served" there.

I don't think magi the fagi will be serving there, though. He qualifies for the GITMO treatment.

Sad part - this troll's oddly silent now. I was just getting warmed up.

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He's probably getting more paper towels so he can mop up his latest pee puddle.

There's more trolls in the club side of the site...apparently their comments would draw too much attention from DRTY over here!

We should track down GatorBill. Get GB and Gordon/Magi/whateverthehellhisnameis together for a common roasting. This way, we take care of the past and present all in one package....and feel much better about it afterwards!

i'm sure hummer general, or general motors will be happy to hear that they have clandestine members of alquiada moderating their web forums, abusing their power trying to pull frame up jobs on unsuspecting memebers. thank god we have the patriot act to rid this country of scum bags like you.

Do I detect stu...stu...studder???

You have EVERY RIGHT to pee your pants. Enjoy your dinner tonight because tommorrow, we're serving your ass on a plate.

Damn it!! Does this mean I won't get anything done at work tomorrow either because I am following all the fun of this sh*t for brains getting his ass handed to him?

I can deal with that

Oh boy, not the ole switcheroo, not a single troll has ever tried that one before. Um, that Patriot Act has got you scared ****less, doesn't it? Well, it should. You'll understand the "ins and outs" of it pretty soon.

On a side note, who is "hummer general"? Who are these moderators you speak of? This forum has only 2 moderators and neither post on here hardly ever? We are what you call a self-moderated forum. A sort of democracy, if you will. Oh yeah, kinda like this country we live in. We are of the people, by the people and for the people and not controlled by the mindset of one or two persons calling themselves moderators. It's just too bad their are little squirts like you that don't get life and try to ruin it for everyone else. But, hey, karma's a clandestine SOB that always keeps you in it's sites. Looky, I can use big words too.

I thought that was you. Mister closet knob polisher's back!

Paragon and DRTYFN, shoudln't you guys be out in your cruisers masturbating,looking for terrorists, snorting coke, and shooting up andro? People with **** personas like you two are obviously on coke. Thats the reason you two attacked me as i was in the process of asking a simple question. and FYI Wilfred, i'm completely drug free, unlike the paxil script you and your wife gobble up like candy to deal with social interaction problem you have.

I think you guys have the fool wetting his panties again!

Hey Gordie:

Now, shut up and go catch some dinner!

Can someone please translate this into English for me!?!?!?

I really apologize David. I am a man and will fully admit when I am wrong and I made a mistake this time. Please accept my apologies.

David, I just realized that you don't work in the mail room, I really apologize for the mistake. You drive.... snicker..snicker... one of those ....snicker...snicker.. Segways with ads plastered on them around New York. LMAO

Hey, does yours have the little projector on it that runs ads on the sides of buildings?

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Doubt it. There are very few people that translate dialects of yutz into any modern language.

I'm really glad I get to save this one. Paranoia? Funny.

Damn funny.

I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep the night before the execution. This is going to be classic.

The next morning......

Boss's door swings wildly open,

"Dave!!!! Get your koran lovin ass in here now!!!"

Your allah won't save you tommorrow.

It's going to be even better if his boss is a Hummer owner. Bet he'll just love to find out that one of his employees is a subversive, bad-mouthing POS.

I just had to quote that again. I'm not sure WTH the firecracker is saying anymore. First he degrades everything, then applauds it.

Oh, now I get it. He can't find his boss's home number. Too bad. Hey Dave, we can give it to you.

Well, his employer states that they own Hummers to use for wrapped vehicle advertising. Their flash pages show both H1's and H2's.

I really would love to see what happens tomorrow. And I notice that things are really, really silent from Gordon's neck of the woods.

Have fun at Gitmo.