We should track down GatorBill. Get GB and Gordon/Magi/whateverthehellhisnameis together for a common roasting. This way, we take care of the past and present all in one package....and feel much better about it afterwards!

i'm sure hummer general, or general motors will be happy to hear that they have clandestine members of alquiada moderating their web forums, abusing their power trying to pull frame up jobs on unsuspecting memebers. thank god we have the patriot act to rid this country of scum bags like you.

Do I detect stu...stu...studder???

You have EVERY RIGHT to pee your pants. Enjoy your dinner tonight because tommorrow, we're serving your ass on a plate.

Damn it!! Does this mean I won't get anything done at work tomorrow either because I am following all the fun of this sh*t for brains getting his ass handed to him?

I can deal with that

Oh boy, not the ole switcheroo, not a single troll has ever tried that one before. Um, that Patriot Act has got you scared ****less, doesn't it? Well, it should. You'll understand the "ins and outs" of it pretty soon.

On a side note, who is "hummer general"? Who are these moderators you speak of? This forum has only 2 moderators and neither post on here hardly ever? We are what you call a self-moderated forum. A sort of democracy, if you will. Oh yeah, kinda like this country we live in. We are of the people, by the people and for the people and not controlled by the mindset of one or two persons calling themselves moderators. It's just too bad their are little squirts like you that don't get life and try to ruin it for everyone else. But, hey, karma's a clandestine SOB that always keeps you in it's sites. Looky, I can use big words too.

I thought that was you. Mister closet knob polisher's back!

Paragon and DRTYFN, shoudln't you guys be out in your cruisers masturbating,looking for terrorists, snorting coke, and shooting up andro? People with **** personas like you two are obviously on coke. Thats the reason you two attacked me as i was in the process of asking a simple question. and FYI Wilfred, i'm completely drug free, unlike the paxil script you and your wife gobble up like candy to deal with social interaction problem you have.

I think you guys have the fool wetting his panties again!

Hey Gordie:

Now, shut up and go catch some dinner!

Can someone please translate this into English for me!?!?!?

I really apologize David. I am a man and will fully admit when I am wrong and I made a mistake this time. Please accept my apologies.

David, I just realized that you don't work in the mail room, I really apologize for the mistake. You drive.... snicker..snicker... one of those ....snicker...snicker.. Segways with ads plastered on them around New York. LMAO

Hey, does yours have the little projector on it that runs ads on the sides of buildings?

Can someone please translate this into English for me!?!?!? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doubt it. There are very few people that translate dialects of yutz into any modern language.

I'm really glad I get to save this one. Paranoia? Funny.

Damn funny.

I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep the night before the execution. This is going to be classic.

The next morning......

Boss's door swings wildly open,

"Dave!!!! Get your koran lovin ass in here now!!!"

Your allah won't save you tommorrow.

It's going to be even better if his boss is a Hummer owner. Bet he'll just love to find out that one of his employees is a subversive, bad-mouthing POS.

I just had to quote that again. I'm not sure WTH the firecracker is saying anymore. First he degrades everything, then applauds it.

Oh, now I get it. He can't find his boss's home number. Too bad. Hey Dave, we can give it to you.

Well, his employer states that they own Hummers to use for wrapped vehicle advertising. Their flash pages show both H1's and H2's.

I really would love to see what happens tomorrow. And I notice that things are really, really silent from Gordon's neck of the woods.

Have fun at Gitmo.