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PARAGON 07-10-2006 09:56 PM

Hummer--the Big Car for Losers
 
July 10, 2006
Hummer-- the Big Car for Big Losers
By Rob Kall
For a long time, I've found my forehead frowning when I see Hummers. I've developed what I thought was a reflex, just assuming that the people driving them were losers with money-- people with poor self esteem, feelings of penis inadequacy, penis envy, etc.-- who drove these monuments to anti-environmental moronic idiocy. I feel a natural contempt response to Hummer owners and drivers, be they man or woman.

Then I just saw a new ad for Hummer that made it crystal clear that I was dead on. The ad shows a wimpy women who is frustrated and embarassed when a pushy woman butts in front of the line she is in with her child-- it looks like a line to go on a sliding board.

What does this wimpy woman do? She buys a Hummer. The ad shows her feeling bigger and stronger than someone driving a smaller car.

General Motors is flailing, drowning in red ink, laying off tens of thousands, losing billions. Part of their problem is they have spent hundreds of millions building a market for gas guzzling cars for these pathetic losers, even running ads that clearly target them.

The thing is, this ad is appealing to the worst aspects of human nature-- nasty people, revenge, power. Maybe GM ought to start a new playbook and study what the successful Asian companies are doing-- appealing to people's desire to be good, responsible citizens and stewards of the earth.

What's good for GM is clearly NOT good for the USA and GM is experiencing the payback for its failure to care about what's good for the USA. It's tragic, because so many US workers jobs are being lost. There are probably a handful of execs and marketing people who have made these stupid, foolish decisions. They certainly should not be working at GM any more, whoever they are.



Authors Bio: Rob Kall is executive editor and publisher of OpEdNews.com, President of Futurehealth, Inc, and organizer of several conferences, including StoryCon, the Summit Meeting on the Art, Science and Application of Story and The Winter Brain Meeting on neurofeedback, biofeedback, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology. He is a frequent Speaker on a wide range of subjects. See more of his articles here and, older ones, here.


Craig 07-10-2006 10:43 PM

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Sounds like Rob Kall is a proud "Jeep" owner!

NEOCON1 07-11-2006 03:22 AM

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just another idiot spewing leftist propaganda :p :mad:

Jesus Christ 07-11-2006 04:29 AM

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I have a yellow, black and pewter H2 parked at the Gates of my Kingdom.

31_bandits 07-11-2006 03:56 PM

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yeah, jesus, and that's cool & all.

but are they lifted like Ted Kennedy's? I mean, would you barely get wet in that river?

:D

DDWH 07-11-2006 08:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Craig
Sounds like Rob Kall is a proud "Jeep" owner!


more like a Prius driver cruzzin Polk/Castro in the big Ghey Bay!

MovinH2 07-12-2006 12:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DDWH
more like a Prius driver cruzzin Polk/Castro in the big Ghey Bay!


X2:D

Steve - SanJose 07-12-2006 06:30 AM

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It's just a truck, how the author can read this much crap into a certain brand of truck is a mystery.

S.

Arizona Hummerboy 07-12-2006 06:31 AM

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I see Bob Kall, as another Jack Ass in the world of car's. He must sleep with trees.:D

31_bandits 07-12-2006 01:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
It's just a truck, how the author can read this much crap into a certain brand of truck is a mystery.

S.


you know, i feel that way about the hummer craziness often. i mean, they're very nice, noticeable and blah...

...but they are just trucks at the end of the day.

Steve - SanJose 07-13-2006 04:16 AM

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Not especially funny.

MisterMark 07-13-2006 04:29 AM

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This guy gave a great response to Rob Kall's tantrum. He is to be commended (and it's clear by Rob Kall's response that he doesn't even know the difference between the H1 and the H3):

Small Minds = Biggest Losers

I feel a natural contempt response to anyone who can't understand another person's interests and instead decides to label them as losers. Just because someone has different values than yours doesn't make your values the right ones.

A lot of people do drive HUMMERs just to be different, nothing more nothing less. A smaller segment owns them because of their capabilities. I seriously doubt more than a handful drive them to intentionally waste resources.

You might be thinking, "why would you ever need to be able to go off road in one of those things." You'd probably be right about 2/3 of the HUMMER owners. But for the remainder, you're just facing a mental barrier of intolerance of other people's hobbies and professions.

There are quite a few HUMMER owners who use them for their off road capabilities. Most probably do this recreationally, but some are professionals and volunteers in rescue and disaster response organizations.

If you still whining about why anyone should even want go off road in any motorized vehicle, then you are certainly deserved of my contempt for your narrow mindedness.

by evaneaston (0 articles, 1 comments) on Monday, July 10, 2006 at 9:40:23 PM

MisterMark 07-13-2006 07:44 AM

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And here's the URL if any of you also want to respond to it (I already put in my 2 cents):

http://www.opednews.com/articles/ope...he_big_car.htm

Hummer Guy 07-13-2006 07:21 PM

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Saw that, I didn't bother registering to post my own diatribe....what a joke -- someone should ask him what he drives..

MisterMark 07-13-2006 09:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hummer Guy
Saw that, I didn't bother registering to post my own diatribe....what a joke -- someone should ask him what he drives..


Hmmm.. I would guess a Chevy Aveo. :p

h2co-pilot 07-15-2006 12:28 PM

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Rob Kall's bio

I bring the ghey!!!


Rob is first, a single, full time, custodial parent of 3 children,12, 18 and 22.
He is also a world renowned Biofeedback Neurofeedback practitioner, speaker, consultant, coach, counselor and inventor/developer. Juss plain ghey.

Rob also owns: www.sphincterpolice.com no kidding......again...ghey!!!




He deserves a little meatspin or at least some feedback:

Rob@RobKall.com

or write:

211 North Sycamore Street, Newtown, PA 18940

or call:

215-504-1700, fax 215-60-5374

MisterMark 07-15-2006 06:02 PM

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Okay, let's not beat up on gays, or bi-guys, or whatever. I happen to be gay, and trust me...I'm nothing like Rob Kall.

His irrational hatred for Hummers? Yeah, that's something to beat up on.

And the "Spincter Police"?...uh...that's weird. :confused:

h2co-pilot 07-15-2006 06:29 PM

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ghey does not necessarily mean 'gay'.:rolleyes:


However the link presented rainbows, lameness and sphincters, so whatever meaning you want to take it- tis true.


ghey:

When something annoys you without being a bummer. Like if I call my computer gay I don't mean it bums my modem.
"Chris was gay. But this computer is ghey."

For instance: this could be a gay or ghey Skelator.



But you should write him and tell him he maybe a bad representative for the gay community.;)

MisterMark 07-15-2006 06:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
For instance: this icould be a gay or ghey Skelator.





heh heh... And I was JUST going to go to urbandictionary.com to look up "ghey". Seriously, I've learned a lot from that site. :D

Quote:

But you should write him and tell him he maybe a bad representative for the gay community.;)

No doubt. I almost said in my last post that he's an embarassment to the gay "race". :p

PARAGON 07-16-2006 02:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterMark
Okay, let's not beat up on gays, or bi-guys, or whatever. I happen to be gay, and trust me...I'm nothing like Rob Kall.

His irrational hatred for Hummers? Yeah, that's something to beat up on.

And the "Spincter Police"?...uh...that's weird. :confused:

We didn't need to know your sexual orientation nor your preference for what prejudices you choose to have. In the future, should you choose to continue to enjoy our community, keep those things to yourself.

I think you will find very few posts exlaiming the heterosexual orientation of other members here. If you find something offensive, move on, it doesn't concern you.

MisterMark 07-16-2006 04:11 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PARAGON
We didn't need to know your sexual orientation nor your preference for what prejudices you choose to have. In the future, should you choose to continue to enjoy our community, keep those things to yourself.

I think you will find very few posts exlaiming the heterosexual orientation of other members here. If you find something offensive, move on, it doesn't concern you.


I wasn't "exclaiming" my sexual orientation, I just casually mentioned it. Why would it upset you so much just to hear someone say that he is gay? I doubt most people here would care one way or another.

Klaus 07-16-2006 04:40 AM

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To quote Andrew Dice Clay:

"They want their rights? I'll give 'em their rights. Ten percent off of vaseline, now get the f*ck back in the closet."

KenP 07-16-2006 04:49 AM

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I'm hetero and like to eat pu$$y.

Oh, sorry. I shouldn't have said that... Please don't hold it against me.:p ;)

MisterMark 07-16-2006 05:02 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
I'm hetero and like to eat pu$$y.

Oh, sorry. I shouldn't have said that... Please don't hold it against me.:p ;)


:eek: You just "exclaimed" your heterosexuality! Don't let PARAGON see this!

Jesus Christ 07-16-2006 05:18 AM

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Adam and Eve.

Not Adam and Steve.

Down on your knees and pray. Or maybe just pray standing. Most unclean.

DennisAJC 07-16-2006 05:27 AM

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Praise Jesus!!!:D

PARAGON 07-16-2006 03:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterMark
I wasn't "exclaiming" my sexual orientation, I just casually mentioned it. Why would it upset you so much just to hear someone say that he is gay? I doubt most people here would care one way or another.

so, you "weren't exclaiming" your sexual orientation, yet somehow gather that I am upset :confused: :rolleyes:

Let's put this in perspective. Why does it upset you that someone makes fun of some turd who openly expresses himself in a manner that ask for the attention in return. The same as you did. You could have continued to comment further here without proclaiming your orientation, yet you felt it necessary to do so as some sort of shock value or validation. Either way, this is about you and only you.

FWIW, if you truly thought that most people here wouldn't care one way or the other if you were gay or not, you would not have mentioned it. It would not have been a topic, the same as your religion, hair color or the length of your big toe. So don't pretend you just "casually mentioned it."

KenP 07-16-2006 04:39 PM

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Sorry, P. I shouldn't have talked about my preference for pu$$y.

My big toe is abou..... Oh crap.... sorry man....:p

MisterMark 07-16-2006 07:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PARAGON
so, you "weren't exclaiming" your sexual orientation, yet somehow gather that I am upset :confused: :rolleyes:

Let's put this in perspective. Why does it upset you that someone makes fun of some turd who openly expresses himself in a manner that ask for the attention in return. The same as you did. You could have continued to comment further here without proclaiming your orientation, yet you felt it necessary to do so as some sort of shock value or validation. Either way, this is about you and only you.

FWIW, if you truly thought that most people here wouldn't care one way or the other if you were gay or not, you would not have mentioned it. It would not have been a topic, the same as your religion, hair color or the length of your big toe. So don't pretend you just "casually mentioned it."


I think you're seriously overreacting, and honestly, I don't understand half of what you're saying. Maybe you didn't understand what I was saying. In any case, I'm movin' on. :cool:

PARAGON 07-16-2006 07:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterMark
I think you're seriously overreacting, and honestly, I don't understand half of what you're saying. Maybe you didn't understand what I was saying. In any case, I'm movin' on. :cool:

dumb, gay and pretending that you are fooling someone..... wow!

DennisAJC 07-17-2006 01:37 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterMark
Note to all Hummer-haters:


In your case, yes I'm a hummer-hater.:D

PARAGON 07-17-2006 02:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterMark
That doesn't make sense.:D

why the edit?:confused:

wpage 10-27-2006 01:38 AM

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This Loser was thinking of the Lincoln Navigator not the H3. The article is wrong however after seeing the author (loser) data not suprised. His Ex got the H1 in the settlement.

BlueHUMMERH2 10-27-2006 10:42 PM

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I love the little bits about "GM losing billions with red ink everywhere." Anyone see that GM is getting closer to breaking even? :D

HummBebe 10-28-2006 01:31 AM

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How do I always miss this stuff???

Dammit.!

DDWH 10-28-2006 03:59 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HummBebe
How do I always miss this stuff???

Dammit.!


:iagree: :mad:

SMYL_GR8 10-28-2006 07:47 PM

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My email to author:

Your assumptions are incorrect. People choose their vehicles for many reasons. Image is merely one of these. To apply such a negative label on an entire group of people simply based on their choice of vehicle to drive is unfair. I currently have a Viper and an H2. I have owned a Porsche, a Corvette and a few other cars that are usually associated with your "shortcoming overcompensation" theory and trust me, there is absolutely nothing I am trying to overcompensate for in terms of anatomy or otherwise. I enjoy sports cars and I enjoy the feel and ability of the H2. It is the theorists like you that are so insecure and full of envy that you deflect your inadequacies onto others. I would love to hear your theory on my 5 carat diamond rolex or my 42 foot boat. What childhood trauma am I trying to cover up with those? If I am a loser, then I would love to see how the winners are living.

Steve - SanJose 10-29-2006 06:29 AM

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Now this is a random OT thread...

SMYL_GR8 10-29-2006 06:41 PM

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Why mention those other aspects of my life when they are irrelevant to your prejudice of a group of car owners. Neither I nor anyone should have to prove to you that we balance out our selfish egotistical vehicles with concern for others because our vehicles indeed need no such justification. So if I told you that I teach at a dental school for free one day per week when I could be working in my office making "umteen" thousand dollars and that I am in Big Brothers/Big Sisters, does that now make it OK for me to have my toys? No, it doesn't. It was OK to begin with. Fast, powerful are flashy. It is people like you who aren't comfortable with what others view them as that will hinder their own happiness and success. How many doctors out there drive ann older car or a cheaper car not because they want to but because they're afraid their patients will view them as "too successful" and making "too much money". Those people are "enlightened" am I overcompensating, is that it? I am very comfortable in my own skin and I enjoy everything life has to offer. I just don't fear judgement and envy because they are born of weakness and inadequacy, not enlightenment or social awareness. My cars use a lot of gas, sure. However, I started a dental program that works on indigent and abused women for free. I guess that makes my Hummer OK. Change your perspective and watch who you call a loser.
--- Robert Kall <rob@opednews.com> wrote:

> Apparently my derision for the ad series was not
> alone. It only lasted about
> two humorous weeks.
>
>
> If you had mentioned any aspect of your self that
> showed caring for others--
> kindness, compassion, you might have persuaded me.
> Sounds like you've got an
> acute, chronic case of big boy toyism. Winners don't
> need the toys boys like
> you need. They put their money into good works,
> causes, their community. And
> actual size doesn't really mean much when you are
> compensating for
> something.
>
> When you start driving fast, powerful cars that
> aren't such visible status
> symbols, you'll know that you have become a
> different kind of person. You'll
> probably laugh at your former self and be a bit
> embarassed. But maybe I
> should say "if" not when.
>
> Rob Kall
>
> On 10/28/06, drrobdmd@yahoo.com <drrobdmd@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
> >
> > Note: this email is in response to an article
> called
> > Hummer-- the Big Car for Big Losers
> > published at
> >
> >
> http://www.opednews.com/articles/ope...he_big_car.htm
> >
> > Your assumptions are incorrect. People choose
> their vehicles for many
> > reasons. Image is merely one of these. To apply
> such a negative label on
> > an entire group of people simply based on their
> choice of vehicle to drive
> > is unfair. I currently have a Viper and an H2. I
> have owned a Porsche, a
> > Corvette and a few other cars that are usually
> associated with your
> > "shortcoming overcompensation" theory and trust
> me, there is absolutely
> > nothing I am trying to overcompensate for in terms
> of anatomy or otherwise.
> > I enjoy sports cars and I enjoy the feel and
> ability of the H2. It is the
> > theorists like you that are so insecure and full
> of envy that you deflect
> > your inadequacies onto others. I would love to
> hear your theory on my 4
> > carat diamond rolex or my 42 foot boat. What
> childhood trauma am I trying to
> > cover up with those? If I am a loser, then I would
> love to see how the
> > winners are living.
> >

K9sH3 11-13-2006 06:35 AM

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And to think, I am looking at buying a H1 as a toy for the mud. But for real how is it that this guy forgot about the Excursions, Esclades, and whatever the heck Dodge makes. Come on, this man reminds me of a certain political leader that seems confused about what he is saying.
I drive what I like and I like what I drive. If that makes me a loser than so be it. But this loser retired at 40 and is enjoying life.


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