Hummer in the Hummer
 

Last night on my way back from Prescott I got a pleasant surprise my girl friend gave me some head as we drove back down the hill to Phoenix . what I want to know is if she didn't hum does this count as a hummer in a Hummer? :excited:

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No it doesn't. Make her do it again. :twak:

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I like the way you think ,but I don't know if the center console can take it again .Also I don't have the nerve to ask her to hum .I a'm trying not to get her pissed off ,she's a great cook and I would hate like hell to offend her quite yet .I know I will say or do something stupid sooner or later but I'm trying my best to behave because this sure beats jerking off and TV dinners .;) at 56 my options are limited. been marryed and devorced twice and have learned not to be an incosiderate insensitive @sshole where women are concerned.

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She is thinking the same thing, well sorta.

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Thanks for sharing:)

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I am not trying to be rude but if you get her in the back side does that mean that its a bummer in a hummer

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No, I think thats called getting "rear-ended"

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U GUYS CRACK ME UP!!!!!!:jump:

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Did you give her a dirty sanchez?

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no back door action for this boy. I would never attempt a Dirty Sanchez ,that is the most degradeing,disgusting,nasty thing I have ever heard of. that is a good way to get shot ,and you would desreve it .

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To answer your question, yes that is indeed a "hummer in a Hummer" unless you put one of those H3s in there :giggling:

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You could've given her a jelly donut....At least it doesn't involve feces.

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she is a nice lady and I want to make it work ,so that stuff is out of the question.

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ROAD HEAD FTW!

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this thread is worthless without pics:lame:

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Why did you wanna see the old mans dic or something????:shhh:

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Old man ,I'm only 56.

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think u need hormone replacement therapy UR SOFT DUDE!!!:jump::jump:

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you must be speaking from experience,your problem not mine .mine has no problem what so ever. my attitude is my problem.

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How exactly is it that all the helpful posts in the LU disappear in minutes and this drty little thread has crept along like an infectious whore?

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You seem to have a lot of experience with infectious little whores... Is there something we should know?

:twak: :twak: :twak:

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You're braver than me Mr. 56!!!

When I was in my twenties, my ex-wife was doing the ol' head down at 70 mph, when I hit that magic moment.

60 seconds later, I was sitting in the middle of a corn cornfield in Central IL.

I was lucky enough to still have a living wife and attached equipement.

A towtruck got me out, with a hellova a lot of crap from the driver, and I was on my way.

I never tried that again, however!!!

:jump:

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NO PROBLEM 78 MPH CRUISE ON ,steady as she goe's and loveing it. :dancingbanana:

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SHOW HER TITTIES OR SHUT IT :dancingbanana:

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You should probably just give up on driving. You get stuck in cornfields while getting road head and you sink trucks when near water. :giggling:

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HUMMMMMAAAARRRRHHHAAHAHAAAUUNNGNGH

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Touche!

Damn... I better keep my mouth shut!!!

Eeww that's a bad thing to say in the thread....

Leave's a bad taste in your mouth....


AAARGGGHHH....

:giggling: :giggling:

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That would be a very good idea. No need to get crypto here.