who do u think would have won?? i was doin like 40 down this street, and im lookin on the right hand side of the road for my sisters car where i was sposed to meet her, and i forget to notice the light is red in front of me. the red jeep cherokee just flies out of nowhere crossing in front of me, and hes haulin ass, prolly never thought some retard would run the light haha.. anyways i slammed on the brakes and avoided catastrophy.. it was just right, if he was like just a lil slower i would have owned him.. there was no way i was gonna stop in time. ill try harder next time!!! i did manage to be pretty scared after that.. need to take it easy from now on

who do u think would have won?? i was doin like 40 down this street, and im lookin on the right hand side of the road for my sisters car where i was sposed to meet her, and i forget to notice the light is red in front of me. the red jeep cherokee just flies out of nowhere crossing in front of me, and hes haulin ass, prolly never thought some retard would run the light haha.. anyways i slammed on the brakes and avoided catastrophy.. it was just right, if he was like just a lil slower i would have owned him.. there was no way i was gonna stop in time. ill try harder next time!!! i did manage to be pretty scared after that.. need to take it easy from now on

If the broadsider has their belts on and have airbags, and the broadsided gets nailed on the side of the vehicle they are in, odds favor the broadsider to walk.
A hell of a lot more metal and crunch zones to absorb the energy from the collision in the front of the vehicle than on the side of the vehicle.

wannabeH3, you disappoint me. What kind of pathetic jerk are you to actually consider 'who would have won'? I'm sorry you think it was funny, but I don't.

Hi, well I have been lurking for a while and I hate to make this my first post, but I have to respond.

Wannabe please be careful. It is not a joke to t-bone someone at 40 MPH in a nearly 5,000 lb vehicle. What if that was your girlfriend or mother that was going the other way, is it still funny? And if by "won" you mean feeling the guilt for killing someones parent for the rest of your life, and being in court for the next 5 years settling lawsuits, then yes you would have "won."

It's not a race or competition on the streets, we are all trying to get somewhere safely. We all make mistakes when we drive, but to make light of the fact that you nearly killed someone is a bit disturbing. Stay safe out there!

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

haha you guys are gay

I'm trying to stick up for your little punk a$$..don't be calling me gay.

not you!!!! sorry.. some people just think the worst in others.. haha if i had the intention of going out and creaming people i would have bought a cheaper car!

as an add in, i think some of the problem with that close call last night was cuz i work graveyard shift and it was 1230am, and i was feelin a lil slow

ps u r hot

Flattery will get your everywhere. You are forgiven!

are you married? ill dump my gf for u if you wanna?

yes..spoken for. But Thanks.
I'll let you know if I divorce.

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I'll let you know if I divorce. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ummm NO. If I am pitching in for the new frontal accessories, I get first dibs

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">haha if i had the intention of going out and creaming people i would have bought a cheaper car! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

wannabe, I didn't imply that you had any intention of hitting the person, it was clearly a mistake, but it's the fact that you turned it into a joke that caused me to call you a jerk.

Again.... I'm sorry you both think it is funny, but I still don't.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I'll let you know if I divorce. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ummm NO. If I am pitching in for the new frontal accessories, I get first dibs </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

whoa.. i like her just the way she is tho.. haha sucker! she likes men who dont feel the need to change their women! but if you do get her first just lemme know when u guys are done k?

and h3ownerdiz, im not gonna argue with you i can see where you are comin from, but i think you are just ignoring the sarcasm i threw out there over reacting i forgive u, and still want to be your friend ok?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I'm sorry you both think it is funny, but I still don't. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think it's funny. I was simply trying to make a light of the situation. Guess I failed. Sorry. I love you Diz!

Hihummer, thank you for teaching me a new word today I just didn't feel that this was something to be laughed at, whether it was meant to be sarcastic or not.

The way this was written did not imply sarcasm. It was more of a joke like my big bad Hummer almost owned a crappy little Jeep. The message of this post should have been more about the dangers of driving while being tired than making fun of a very bad situation. I doubt anyone here would have thought I was being funny or sarcastic if I started a thread that said I blew threw a school zone in my Jeep Rubicon at 40 MPH and almost hit a 5 year old crossing the street, who do you think would have won? See my point?

Since Hihummer educated me a little today I will return the favor. Go to http://www.car-accidents.com and look at the pictures, and read their stories. Maybe this will take the humor out of the situation.

I am the new guy, and I don't want to give anyone grief. I just want all of you to be careful out there, so we all make it to tomorrow, so we can post more stories to argue about

Shoo, troll, don't bother me.