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KenP 05-02-2006 03:29 AM

I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your window with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Don't let this happen to you. You've been warned.

Racer-X 05-02-2006 03:49 AM

I think you get a free pass since you were in MOAB.

http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5106011751/m/6...001045871#8001045871

GeorgeSSSS 05-02-2006 04:05 AM

Which Wal-Mart was this again?

KenP 05-02-2006 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by Racer-X:
I think you get a free pass since you were in MOAB.

http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/5106011751/m/6...001045871#8001045871
Oh. Well, atleast I got a BJ!!!!!

GLBLWARMR 05-02-2006 11:40 AM

Here in Hawaii the scam is beig run using 2 big Samoan women. Noone has lost their wallet yet. Heard someone may have got robbed of some food stamps though.

PARAGON 05-02-2006 12:07 PM

I CALL BS!!!!!!!!

"Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls" at Wal-Mart????????? Come on. Who are you trying to kid here?

ShaggyX 05-02-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PARAGON:
I CALL BS!!!!!!!!

"Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls" at Wal-Mart????????? Come on. Who are you trying to kid here?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Andy C 05-02-2006 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by ShaggyX:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I CALL BS!!!!!!!!

"Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls" at Wal-Mart????????? Come on. Who are you trying to kid here?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are so right Shaggy - so hows it going with the new love life - dinner dates must be a hoot

bparker 05-02-2006 03:09 PM

I thought you said it was 2 gay boys and not girls.

h2co-pilot 05-02-2006 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Andy C:


You are so right Shaggy - so hows it going with the new love life - dinner dates must be a hoot

LMAO!!

ShaggyX 05-02-2006 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C:


You are so right Shaggy - so hows it going with the new love life - dinner dates must be a hoot

LMAO!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Havent talked to "her" all day...but "she" is online.

h2co-pilot 05-02-2006 04:20 PM

"She"'s looking for that next melon.

Steve - SanJose 05-02-2006 04:48 PM

Uh huh....

KenP 05-02-2006 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PARAGON:
I CALL BS!!!!!!!!

"Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls" at Wal-Mart????????? Come on. Who are you trying to kid here?
Ok, ok, you got me. It was Targe'.


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