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DennisAJC 05-02-2006 09:26 PM

Doc phoned today and told me it's going to be more expensive to neuter The Chazz because he has 1 nut? WTF????

Adam in CO 05-02-2006 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Doc phoned today and told me it's going to be more expensive to neuter The Chazz because he has 1 nut? WTF????

Shouldn't it be half price?

Kevin B 05-02-2006 09:56 PM

what did you do with the other one Dennis ?

PARAGON 05-02-2006 10:04 PM

Canadian Oysters

DennisAJC 05-02-2006 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
Canadian Oysters

I thought ball munching only happened in Colorado???

LOL! I finally just realized what Rocky Mountain Oysters are.

HummBebe 05-02-2006 10:16 PM

Cryptorchid. Means he has one up inside....major surgery.

HummBebe 05-02-2006 10:19 PM

Makes them mean too.

deicustoms1 05-02-2006 10:23 PM

Don't dogs take after their owner? Maybe the pup just needs a better role model.

DennisAJC 05-02-2006 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by HummBebe:
Cryptorchid. Means he has one up inside....major surgery.

That's what he said but I didn't fully catch it.

Maybe it'll drop in a few more weeks. He is still a pup.

Thanks Bebe

DennisAJC 05-02-2006 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by dei???????:
Don't dogs take after their owner? Maybe the pup just needs a better role model.


Are you schooling me on being a role model??????

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Originally posted by dei???????:
But if that's how you want it, for $73,500 USD I can get you a Russian bride, with lifetime guarantee. PM me.

You're not related to HummThis are you?????

deicustoms1 05-02-2006 11:00 PM

I'm just saying, I have 2 testicles, and all the male dogs I've had, also had 2 testicles prior to being neutered. So obviously you are doing something wrong.

DennisAJC 05-02-2006 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by dei???????:
I'm just saying, I have 2 testicles, and all the male dogs I've had, also had 2 testicles

Can you lick your balls just like your dogs???

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Originally posted by dei???????:
I sniff the mailman's crotch just like my dogs.

See how confusing you're getting?

deicustoms1 05-02-2006 11:19 PM

No, I don't think I can. But then again, I'm the dogs role model, the dogs aren't my role models, you are. So maybe I should be able to? Who knows.

My dogs aren't really into sniffing the mailmans crotch, but they'll pee on anyone they can, just like me. I think I might have gotten that from them.

DRTYFN 05-02-2006 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Cryptorchid. Means he has one up inside....major surgery.

That's what he said but I didn't fully catch it.

Maybe it'll drop in a few more weeks. He is still a pup.

Thanks Bebe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I heard if you put them in the microwave for a few seconds it'll make the nut drop.

Racer-X 05-03-2006 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Cryptorchid. Means he has one up inside....major surgery.

That's what he said but I didn't fully catch it.

Maybe it'll drop in a few more weeks. He is still a pup.

Thanks Bebe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It could still drop Dennis, but if it doesn't I would leave it alone unless it causes issues. My older Boxer has the same condition, he's almost 12 now without any problems. My vet told me most vets want your money and will recommend correcting it. He told me to wait.

One other thing to consider. I'm assuming it's a purebred dog and you paid good money for him? I would call the breeder. As cute as that ear muff is... you have a defective product.

BTW, I have two testicles, although word has it I may be getting one removed soon.

DennisAJC 05-03-2006 12:34 AM

Good advice Racer.


deita,

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DennisAJC 05-03-2006 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I heard if you put them in the microwave for a few seconds it'll make the nut POP.

Fixed and I'm tellin the kids you said that.

h2co-pilot 05-03-2006 12:58 AM

BAD Uncle Dirty!!!!


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