Oy vey, Chris, I am available to help tutor you on reading comprehension for any tests you may have.
Alright, lets go step-by-step through that quote:
1) H2 makes good impression/has aura of success: Easy, right? He thinks that people think he's wealthy when he drives H2.
2) realtor doesn't drive up in a jalopy: Again, easy. He is saying he would not drive up in, say, a rusted-out Disco
3) clients are enthused: Sigh, easy again. Clients seem happy when they see H2
4) have Bentley, but H2 is now drive-around car/it's a conversation piece: AAArgh! How easy is this one? People start asking him questions or make statments about H2 when he drives it so he has made it daily driver instead of Bentley.
I am available for online tutelage because as an ALJ, I am paid to dissect what people say and read into what they don't say. I would be happy, too, if I got money from you to tutor you to improve your reading comp. Take your SAT's yet? I aced Verbals. I can help.
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
