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Old 05-06-2008, 01:15 AM
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Default The Jewish Farmer...

A Jewish Farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.
The Jewish man shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen"

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"Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it."
The man shouts back, "I'm a Muslim. I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Jewish man shouts, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
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Default Re: The Jewish Farmer...

This is a repost of a repost. Went from an Amish guy and a Muslim....to a Amish farmer and a Muslim.....to your version a Jewish farmer and a Muslim.

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