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I am getting into this! I am really starting to have fun with it!
Tonight my wife, daughter and I drove to cut our own Christmas tree, and tossed it into the back - we then decided to stop at the store and grab some food. Well, we ran into a friend in the parking lot (waiting for his wife who was in the store) and we were talking with him for a bit - we say our goodbyes and head toward the store - well there were this group of well dressed (not from around here) people *two couples* who were just getting some things at the store, and one of them points at the H2 - the other guys YELLS "ugh, I would not even drive one of those if some one gave it to me". (yeah - he had no idea it was mine I am sure) They were all cracking up, and verbally crapping on the truck as my wife and I were passing...suddenly adam sandler style pops into my mind, and I use the voice from bill madison (pooping your pants is the coolest) and I say "WOW, I would never drive one of those trucks either - what a PIECE of $HIT!" Then I lock the doors, and it beeps and we keep walking - it was funny to see the looks on their faces!  LOL
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12-11-2005, 12:01 AM
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I am getting into this! I am really starting to have fun with it!
Tonight my wife, daughter and I drove to cut our own Christmas tree, and tossed it into the back - we then decided to stop at the store and grab some food. Well, we ran into a friend in the parking lot (waiting for his wife who was in the store) and we were talking with him for a bit - we say our goodbyes and head toward the store - well there were this group of well dressed (not from around here) people *two couples* who were just getting some things at the store, and one of them points at the H2 - the other guys YELLS "ugh, I would not even drive one of those if some one gave it to me". (yeah - he had no idea it was mine I am sure) They were all cracking up, and verbally crapping on the truck as my wife and I were passing...suddenly adam sandler style pops into my mind, and I use the voice from bill madison (pooping your pants is the coolest) and I say "WOW, I would never drive one of those trucks either - what a PIECE of $HIT!" Then I lock the doors, and it beeps and we keep walking - it was funny to see the looks on their faces! LOL
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12-11-2005, 12:08 AM
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WHAT LOSERS!!!
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12-11-2005, 12:16 AM
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It was funny - yet, there was this guy who was also down there, and he was wearing some pretty rough looking cloths...I mean it looked like he was just getting by, and he said " I bet you had fun with that yesterday!!!" (it snowed about 8" yesterday) and I said " Yeah man, I totally did!" and he cracked up as if he was saying "hell ya, I bet!!"
I mean it is funny how people have a choice in life - how to act, treat others, show themselves off as a person....so many make bad choices.
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12-11-2005, 12:55 AM
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lot of people think u buy a hummer so u can be like "hey look at my expensive ride , its better than yours" but the reason why i got mine is cuz i liked it-loved matter of fact, and its practical in the east here where i live, but it sucks drivin in the city, any way i got mine cuz its cool not cuz i wanna show off i hate jealous people , i guess i can "respect" the whole "tree hugger" argument but i dont agree with it atleast they have a reason to hate or so they think
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12-11-2005, 02:00 AM
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I love it VT. Carried out with humor, sarcasm and quickness. Flawless I say, flawless.  |
12-11-2005, 03:49 AM
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VT way to go...those were probably the tools wearing lacoste shirts with popped collars, sipping long island iced teas and driving a b,w 3 series back in the 80's
AKA YUPPIES!!!!
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12-11-2005, 03:51 AM
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Very funny.
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12-11-2005, 04:58 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
lot of people think u buy a hummer so u can be like "hey look at my expensive ride , its better than yours" but the reason why i got mine is cuz i liked it-loved matter of fact, and its practical in the east here where i live, but it sucks drivin in the city, any way i got mine cuz its cool not cuz i wanna show off i hate jealous people , i guess i can "respect" the whole "tree hugger" argument but i dont agree with it atleast they have a reason to hate or so they think </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
????????
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12-11-2005, 09:54 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> I mean it is funny how people have a choice in life - how to act, treat others, show themselves off as a person....so many make bad choices. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I agree. And that exact comment is exactly what stops me from trying to form personal opinions on how someone looks or is dressed.
I'm guilty of it too. I see someone dressed a certain way and sometimes automatically stereo-type them and find out I'm the idiot.
Way to have a cool comeback....
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12-11-2005, 03:05 PM
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Nicely done VT. These loudmouths are loud only behind someone's back. They have no ideas, only prejudices.
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12-11-2005, 03:17 PM
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Yes, nicely done VT.
If you want a more priceless reaction, the point where the Twinkie rack is just about to crash on their heads is a must try.
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12-11-2005, 06:34 PM
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Well Done VT - I had a similar encounter here in MD...It's great to see the looks!!!
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12-12-2005, 01:23 AM
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I printed out a picture of the guy in FL who chased after the guys that just robbed his store and parked his Hummer ON their little car when he caught them. I think I will carry that pic around with me and show it with a smile to any who might get goofy--just to see their snotty little faces turn from ghey glee to "oops, I just sh*t myself" will be priceless!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kodiakz:
I printed out a picture of the guy in FL who chased after the guys that just robbed his store and parked his Hummer ON their little car when he caught them. I think I will carry that pic around with me and show it with a smile to any who might get goofy--just to see their snotty little faces turn from ghey glee to "oops, I just sh*t myself" will be priceless!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes I'm sure that would work. 
I carry various fight photos with me to show young punks what would happen to them if they mess with me.
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12-12-2005, 12:32 PM
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Gotta love it!
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12-12-2005, 01:42 PM
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Kokiakz:
Can you post the photo of the H2 parked on the car? I've never seen it.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Marcmedic:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
lot of people think u buy a hummer so u can be like "hey look at my expensive ride , its better than yours" but the reason why i got mine is cuz i liked it-loved matter of fact, and its practical in the east here where i live, but it sucks drivin in the city, any way i got mine cuz its cool not cuz i wanna show off i hate jealous people , i guess i can "respect" the whole "tree hugger" argument but i dont agree with it atleast they have a reason to hate or so they think </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
???????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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didnt know u were so ANAL about the messages thanks for the proofread
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