Joe...

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Geez Hark, you have a long finger.

Why do you always pick on people with long fingers?

[Donkey_Kong]

Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

So my buddy Joe is sitting at my kitchen table on his laptop as we speak. He's had an H3 for a while reads the site when he can, but wont post... Come on you big baby, you cant be afraid of DRTYFN and Paragon forever.

Paragon is just a mouthy 90lb keyboard punk. He only talks tough and threatens you in PMs.

[wpage]

Joe Mamma

[SnakeH2]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Geez Hark, you have a long finger.

Look who's talking

[Joeyoshi]

The tow truck with his h1 on the back

[HummBebe]

Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

So my buddy Joe is sitting at my kitchen table on his laptop as we speak. He's had an H3 for a while reads the site when he can, but wont post... Come on you big baby, you cant be afraid of DRTYFN and Paragon forever.

If he drives an H3......Drtyfn and Paragon are not who he should fear......MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ssgharkness020147]

I figured that this would be the first blow you took. Try and pawn it off to the people of Elcova for what it wasnt. Joe, when your rich and famous like me you too can have your truck trailered home. The fact of the matter was it was too cold out that day, which made me realize the effects of global warming were not taking hold fast enough. So what do you do? You call a tow truck to have it tow your truck for an hour loaded, thus further contributing to global warming. But before I hit the road in the tow truck I fired up my truck and threw a cinder block on my accelerator. By the time we got home the temperature had gone up seven whole degrees, nice a balmy just the way I like it. I'll have to go to Best Buy today and get the video cable needed to upload my videos. I think I've got some nice footage of an Hshe to share....

Originally Posted by Joeyoshi

Attachment 35088The tow truck with his h1 on the back

[Joeyoshi]

My H is not a pavment queen One little vid to prove it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9md88Ucejg

[Joeyoshi]

Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

Wifey???? God. I'm at a loss for words on what to even say there. Ex-GF is more like it. Either way doesnt matter Joe has no access to those pics. The best he can do is type the visual images he has stored of her in his head. Its not like he ever saw her naked... Or did he?

I do remember she was
Well you know

[ssgharkness020147]

Ahem... Ah Joey remember that 300 pound truck stop waitress that walked with a limp and had a husband that you tried to pickup. Everyone will read this and think I'm kidding, but I'm really not. There are girls out there that all the whiskey in Tn. cant make pretty enough for me.... And you hook up with them sober. The people of Elcova know full well that I have exceptional taste in women. You should know better then to go there with me. I've never seen Monica but I've heard she is more manly then you. I think I need to go on a photo recon trip this weekend. You are gonna get so fu*king owned on this one its not even funny.

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Such hostilities between neighbors.

[ssgharkness020147]

You have not idea. The next assualt launched is going to drive the nail in the coffin. Bad bad idea Joe. Anyone whose motto is: "If she aint 280 she aint a real lady" better keep his mouth shut with me. Photos are begining to be gathered. A poll will be posted in the you know where once enough evidence is gathered. Lets not post a link to the you know where or say its name though, we want this to go off with a hitch. Laugh's will be had shortly people.

[JamesT]

Come on you two. You can do better than this.

[ssgharkness020147]

Be patient my friend. The stakes are getting raised.

Originally Posted by JamesT

Come on you two. You can do better than this.