Remember this at Christmas

[ROX]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Merry Christmas!

[Arizona Hummerboy]

That is because that Fat Ass In The Red Velvet Suit, has that Best GPS Unit on the market.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

........We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Merry Christmas!

True. But never once did have the raindear whined, nagged or complained.

[SnakeH2]

Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Santa be pimpin' those bitches. Now we know why he says ho ho ho!!

[ROX]

Some of those Reindeer names need a little tweaking tho. Sounds like an alias for strippers. "Hi, my names Betty, but I go by Prancer around xmas time. Santa says I'm lots of fun!"hehe

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Haha, "Prancer"

[h2co-pilot]

[GLBLWARMR]

Male or female, who cares, they both die the same when shot. Also, they taste the same when cooked.

[KenP]

Your reasoning is not necessarily correct. I'll call it FAKE!!!

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/reindeer.asp

Funny:

So, are Santa's reindeer really all female, even though some of them bear masculine names such as "Rudolph" and are often depicted with male personalities and voices? Well, it's not impossible that a male reindeer could retain his antlers as late as December 24, just not necessarily the norm. And that's not nearly as unusual as a fellow who lives at the North Pole, spends the year making toys for millions of children all over the world, and manages to deliver all of them in a single evening. If Santa could find a way to make reindeer fly, his coming up with a way to ensure the bulls kept their antlers until late December must have been a piece of cake.

[K9sH3]

I am afraid to ask, but here goes...

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

I am afraid to ask, but here goes...

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

He was a virgin and didn't have his timing right.

Ho the ho.

[frenzy1]

[ROX]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

And why does Santa have red cheeks?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

And why does Santa have red cheeks?

He was bitch slapped by Mrs. Clause for screwing around with teh Ho-Ho's.

[ROX]

Originally Posted by KenP

He was bitch slapped by Mrs. Clause for screwing around with teh Ho-Ho's.

Playing too many Reindeer games?

[h2co-pilot]

And btw.....

Rudolph was invented by Montgomery Wards. Who is going to cry?

[Bully13]

I wanna meet Vixen

[DennisAJC]

Reindeer chicks. Niiiiice.