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10-08-2003, 02:31 PM
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I thought you guys might get a kick out of this. James had his first game with the Cavs last night and had a nice showing, but one fan make this comment I thought you would enjoy:
From CNNSI.com
.....He was greeted with a mixture of boos and cheers during pregame introductions, and one fan paraded around the Palace with a sign that read: "King of Over Hype".
That wasn't all. As James got ready for the start of the second quarter, a heckler sitting behind the scorer's table got his attention.
"Hey, LeBron, your Hummer is ugly," the fan yelled, referring to the sports utility vehicle that led to an investigation during James' senior season by Ohio high school officials.
James had a quick reply. He turned and smiled.
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10-09-2003, 12:29 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Nerdondimus,
Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed? Everyone knows that *cough cough* is the humorous way of making a "subliminal" or under your breath comment or suggestion. Please don't tell me that you're that big of a shut-in nerd that you don't know that.
Sorry, should've known to have put that sublty into a couple lines of code for you.
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10-09-2003, 12:19 PM
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Star Wars Kid has been around a long time.
But the original movie isn't half as funny as the Chops.
http://www.starwarskid.com/
Also check out, Star Wars Kid files a Lawsuit
That's even funnier.
-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
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10-09-2003, 02:22 AM
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You seem to know a lot about Star Wars by that last post. maybe you are the nerd...LOL
Call me what you want, but I grew up with Star Wars and I also collect Star Wars toys from the 70's and 80's and I enjoy it, your little comments don't bother me at all. And I didn't start anything, you did.
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10-09-2003, 04:36 PM
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Nerdrodomus,
Your wifey probably wouldn't kick you out of bed if you rubbed your "lightsaber" on her in the middle of the night.
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10-10-2003, 06:54 PM
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You nerds...
'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5
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10-09-2003, 03:39 AM
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Now I won`t be able to sleep with all this uncontrolable giggling.
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
"Give a guy a Civic, he thinks he has a Ferrari.
So is true with yours...Give it up! It`s not a Hummer."
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10-09-2003, 03:44 AM
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That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!!! I think I laughed so hard I might have dribbled a drop or two of pee in my pants!! Thanks Buckeye. You did that on purpose, didn't you?
haha
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10-10-2003, 06:31 AM
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I'm gonna get flammed for that huh?
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10-09-2003, 03:33 AM
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Starwarsfan,
I saw a video of you tonight. Here it is for everyone to see:
http://www.jedimaster.net/ Click on the "Watch the Original Star Wars Kid Link"
I was hoping someone would open the door for me to show this video muwhahahahahaha! It's all fun BTW, I didn't even read this entire thread so no sh*t intended
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10-09-2003, 01:48 PM
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Star,
Yellow can get tiresom after awhile. Pewter is the way to go. Haven't wash the mud off in 3 weeks and it still looks new.
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
"Give a guy a Civic, he thinks he has a Ferrari.
So is true with yours...Give it up! It`s not a Hummer."
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10-09-2003, 02:52 AM
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DRTYFN!!!!!
WHOLLY ****!!! Your posts are fast approaching 666!!!
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
"Give a guy a Civic, he thinks he has a Ferrari.
So is true with yours...Give it up! It`s not a Hummer."
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10-09-2003, 05:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Nerdrodomus,
Your wifey probably wouldn't kick you out of bed if you rubbed your "lightsaber" on her in the middle of the night. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah, maybe one of those glow-in-the-dark condoms would give a cool effect. Provided the light saber is ... erm ... "ON"
- Dan
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10-09-2003, 03:27 AM
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Never even crossed my mind. There wasn't a malicious air about you.
When are you getting your rig? What color?*cough cough*pewter*cough cough*
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10-09-2003, 02:14 AM
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Starwarsfan my ass! Anyone older than 12 that calls themself StarWarsFan automatically gets renamed StarWarsNerd. Did you used to wear Star Wars jammies too? i bet you wear Ewok underwear, don't you?
By the way, I was kidding with you 'Nerd, so don't have a nerd hissy and put me on your "laser list".
Don't start with me either, I've got so much material for bashing Star Wars it'll make you wet your Jawa sheets. I've got a younger brother that still twitches when he hears the Star Wars theme.
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10-09-2003, 02:04 AM
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Some of you guys never sleep
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10-09-2003, 01:52 AM
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Am I being Hummer Manesk??? I hope not!
Is Jason going to upgrade the icons?
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
"Give a guy a Civic, he thinks he has a Ferrari.
So is true with yours...Give it up! It`s not a Hummer."
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10-10-2003, 03:46 AM
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why am I here?
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10-09-2003, 02:42 PM
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OK, I'll have to post this again, even though it's in the off topic section. Here's a link, too Other Thread
The Star Wars Trilogy:
Editor's Note: Once again, you'll find that these are essentially the same top 10 lines that you'll find on approxmately every other SW sexually-slanted lines page. The only difference for this one is that I've taken the liberty of rearranging the order for some. This is motivated entirely by personal preference, and is in no way, shape, or form intended to offend the original compilers of these lists...(God, I HATE being PC...)
From Star Wars: A New Hope:
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
9. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
8. Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
7. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
6. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
5. Sorry about the mess...
4. Look at the size of that thing!
3. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
2. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
1. You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
From The Empire Strikes Back:
10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
9. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
7. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...
6. That's okay, I'd like to keep in on manual control for a while.
5. Hurry up, golden-rod...
4. Control, control! You must learn control.
3. Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?
2. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
1. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
From Return of the Jedi:
10. What could have possibly come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.
9. Hey, point that thing somewheres else.
8. I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master.
7. You want this, don't you???
6. Someone must've told them about my manuever at the Battle of Taanab.
5. Back door, huh? Good idea.
4. Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- Hold on. Grab it, almost...You almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie! Just a little higher, just a little higher!
3. Short help's better than no help at all.
2. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.
1. Vader: My son is here... I have FELT him.
Palpatine: Strange... I have not...
Corvette= "The ability to pass with class"
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10-09-2003, 02:23 AM
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Shhhh....Of course it's funny, I just want to poke at the 'Nerd. It's like being able to tease my little brother without the fear of parental intervention.
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