Bew hew....

[h2co-pilot]

Do you guys remember when I spilled mocha in the SUT and ruined my phone a couple of weeks ago?

Well, that day I got a new Razr. Well, just about an hour ago. I did virtually the same thing but worse.

I keep my phone in this little place under the radio, right above the cup holders. I heard something splash in my ice water cup when I stopped. I reached in and it was my phone!! I pulled into a bank parking lot.

I started freaking out and took it apart like the man told me. Blowing into the electrical parts and quikly dried it off cussing with worry. It seemed to be okay but I was worried- obviously from before, and the screen started acting funny. I left it apart and got back on the road. What the hell was I going to tell Kenny. He was still pissed from the first episode.

I had just picked up little Mama and she wanted chicken nuggets. So I knew I would have to stop at Wendy's before I got home. It was late and she was hungry. Time was an issue and I wanted to make sure the phone was okay.

I thought "A hairdryer..that's it, I will use my hair dryer on it when I get home. I am a smart bitch...blah blah blah..." Then while driving I had the window half way down. It was in the 70's today..nice. I thought "Hey I could hold it out the window and really start fixing it." No later that the moment I held it out, it flew out of my hand and fell out into the busy rush hour traffic and clacked on the street.

"OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" I quickly turned around in a parking lot. Got back on the busy street...I had to look for it. After 15 minutes I did.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
...should not be allowed to interact with, touch, look at or in any other way have contact with anything that has a resemblence of technology associated with it with out the written consent and direct supervision...
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We have some of those kind of folks at work. I tell them that they could break a solid steel anvil with a rubber hammer! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I'd PAY to see them try.

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
...should not be allowed to interact with, touch, look at or in any other way have contact with anything that has a resemblence of technology associated with it with out the written consent and direct supervision...
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We have some of those kind of folks at work. I tell them that they could break a solid steel anvil with a rubber hammer!

[Orbital H2]

I see a definite pattern here, CP should not be allowed to interact with, touch, look at or in any other way have contact with anything that has a resemblence of technology associated with it with out the written consent and direct supervision of KenP.

That includes your computer and the H2.
Sorry, but drastic measures are neededin Drastic times

[Ipedog]

You could do what a female friend of mine does:

Put the phone on vibrate and stick it between your legs against the seat. The phone is out of harms way, you know where it is, and you get an added "special" bonus whenever someone calls you!

[Lucifer]

At work someone brought me thier cell phone and said it didn't work and they wanted a new one. So I took the phone apart and the inside was wet. So I questioned the lady and she finally told me she dropped it in the toilet. @*!* !**@ If I would have know this before, I would have had her throw it away and just ordered a new one. So I dried out the phone and waited a week and gave her back her NEW toilet phone.

If your phone gets wet, remove the battery, take the cover off and let it completely dry (hours)it will be fine.

I would recommened this new cell phone case however:

Unbreakable, watertight, airtight, dustproof, chemical resistant and corrosion proof.
This case is NATO codified and tested to MIL C-4150J (Military Standard), IP-67 (Ingress Protection) and ATA (Air Transportation Association). Unconditionally Guaranteed ... forever.

[h2co-pilot]

Do you guys remember when I spilled mocha in the SUT and ruined my phone a couple of weeks ago?

Well, that day I got a new Razr. Well, just about an hour ago. I did virtually the same thing but worse.

I keep my phone in this little place under the radio, right above the cup holders. I heard something splash in my ice water cup when I stopped. I reached in and it was my phone!! I pulled into a bank parking lot.

I started freaking out and took it apart like the man told me. Blowing into the electrical parts and quikly dried it off cussing with worry. It seemed to be okay but I was worried- obviously from before, and the screen started acting funny. I left it apart and got back on the road. What the hell was I going to tell Kenny. He was still pissed from the first episode.

I had just picked up little Mama and she wanted chicken nuggets. So I knew I would have to stop at Wendy's before I got home. It was late and she was hungry. Time was an issue and I wanted to make sure the phone was okay.

I thought "A hairdryer..that's it, I will use my hair dryer on it when I get home. I am a smart bitch...blah blah blah..." Then while driving I had the window half way down. It was in the 70's today..nice. I thought "Hey I could hold it out the window and really start fixing it." No later that the moment I held it out, it flew out of my hand and fell out into the busy rush hour traffic and clacked on the street.

"OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" I quickly turned around in a parking lot. Got back on the busy street...I had to look for it. After 15 minutes I did.

[Easy Ed]

Just the one, I combined the four shots into one to save space.

Was just showing off the start up screen (it scrolls "starting up" in gothic e font), the wallpaper screen, shut down screen (scrolls "shutting down" in same font as above) and the small one on the outside.

Been playing with some different software and making changes to the phone, Provider won't like it much but such is life

[KenP]

Well, they laughed at her when she went to the store again. I think they're all on a first name basis now. They GAVE her a phone to KEEP while she waits on the replacement. That's right, she doesn't need to return this one.

Hot married chicks that leave wedding/engagement rings home have all the luck.

[4churchill]

You could always try and cover it under your homeowners insurance

CP=RAZR KILLER ...That is ALL!!!

[DDWH]

DEYAM!!!!!!!! Your hard on phones CP....Hope you have the optional replacement insurance. I told my daughter that if she toasted the razor I bought her, its back to her crappy nokia

[h2co-pilot]

Thanks Ed.

I don't feel like such a dork. Well, I do but it made me feel less dorky.

How many phones do you have?

[h2co-pilot]

I took the pic with the new digital camera- (I lost the one in Moab- see a pattern.)

I made dinner this morning 'member? The stew.

Thanks for the nail comment VT. I got them done yesterday.

I think I did get the insurance on this one, they recommended it after the last one. That would be cool. I'll find out tomorrow.

I was crying when I had to tell Kenny, but he wasn't upset, he started laughing. He was pissed about me going to retrieve the phone. He assured me that I would get a cheap one this time.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RIC-H2:
Jeeeeeeez...If that was my wife, I would divorce her. Oh wait a minute, I DID!!!HAHAHAH </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Too dangerous. She might cause me to lose the HUMMER.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Originally posted by Dug3x3:
h2cp- Would you state your hair color for the record. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That is clearly not necessary.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Originally posted by "the Razr Killer":
I know I will give an update after WE go to Cingular tomorrow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>FIZZLED.

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
If all else fails contact Humm This </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMAO!!!

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Me too, from a safe distance. Those claws could accidentally take out an eye. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You sh<span class="ev_code_BLACK">i</span>t .

Just for that I will pluck one of your eyes out in the parking lot- from behind a bush. I'm even contemplating adding some leaves on them for camo.

[Easy Ed]

Felt I had to post these here from a site called Howard Forum, just trying to cheer ya up a little h2co-pilot.

Also, attached pics of my RAZR


Story number one.

Yes, that's right. I'm a dumbass. I was eating my cereal, decided to turn on my cell phone and it slipped out of my hands and dropped in my bowl of ceral. Since I only ate 1/4 of the bowl at the time, it landed mainly on the cereal and only about 1/3 of my phone got submerged in the milk for a second. Anyway, after cleaning it up, drying it out, etc., there doesn't seem to be any damage except for one thing. My speaker isn't as loud as it was. In other words, my ringtones and speaker phone is about half as loud as it used to be. Considering the circumstances, I'm happy with that being the only problem. After examining it, it basically sounds muffled and I'm wondering if it's because some of the milk dried over the tiny holes on the screen over the speaker. I won't know until I get to the other side of the screen. My question is that has anyone posted pictures or instructions on how exactly to remove the casing for the speaker area of the phone? Am I going about this the right way? Should I not do anything and just live with it? I just signed a 2 year contract with Cingular if that helps. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Story number two

When you stop laughing, perhaps you can take a minute to help me. My new Razr inadvertently slipped out of my hand and landed in a friends glass of egg nog. I cleaned the outside, but some of the keys are not functioning. I assume there is sticky egg nog inside. Does anyone have any ideas that might work to clean the inside? Anyone open one up...is it hard? I thought about dropping it ina glass of clean water to try to wash it out, but that might create more probs. The phone makes and receives calls and sounds fine. just some keys are inoperable.
Well, I guess this is the laugh of the day, but it's an expensive one on me if I can't get it working properly. All constructive ideas welcome, and I guess I'll get through the barbs I'm sure will come my way.

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I'd PAY to see them try. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought you already were!

[h2co-pilot]

Poor damn phone. It still pisses me off.

I know I will give an update after I go to Cingular tomorrow.

[HummerNewbie]

I dropped my old phone in the dogs water bowl a year or so ago and got a replacement. Left the old one in my truck for several days during the summer to dry it out and now it works great. Extra smart phone = bonus