Fun plate suggestions

[KenP]

If you lived in this state, especially in this city, you would think we are the capital of Vanity Tags. Heck, maybe we are.

Anyway, I would appreciate your help giving me ideas for a new set of tags. We are limited to 7 letters/numbers plus one space.

I must say that the following, and any derivatives or insinuations are unacceptable because my Mom and/or g/f would freak or worse:

HUMTHIS HUMTHS1 HMDEES SHEHUMS HUMMRME O2BHUMN 02BHUMD SHEHMZ HUMNME IMHUMED
Well, I am sure you get the idea of no-nos

I think: 550HPH2
G/F says: HMROUND (HOVEROUND... ) I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL, but that is the joke. Get it?

That's it. Give us some help folks. I am sure their are quite a few people who would like your opinion on this...

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