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09-10-2007, 05:31 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
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Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
Peanut- butter jelly with a baseball bat......
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Tall glass of milk.
LMAO!!!!
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09-10-2007, 05:32 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
HaHa
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09-10-2007, 10:51 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
Now look, I dunno what you guys are tawking about....
I'm talking about some creamy wholesome peanut butter with some Welch's jam in between some whole grain Nature's Own.
Now, I like sex, I like it a lot. In fact, I like it more than most people. But you cannot in no way correlate sex and Peanut butter and jelly.
Peanut Butter and Jelly- the phrase oozes childhood, wonder bread, Jiff, Peter Pan, Welch's, Smuckers, grape, strawberry, crust, no crust, crunchy and creamy.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time means gettin it on with Jiff and Welch's, getting a little sand in it from a beach picnic and eating it anyway or having it in the fort you made that's better than your brothers. Slappin some chips on it if you're feeling a little crazy. But that's it.
They go together, no doubt, but in the bread not the bed.
I did a little research and if you scroll down, the only mention of it meaning any sort of sex act is a gay one.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ter+jelly+time
Now, aware or not, or if this is some made up thing you guys think of when you're feelin a little hot, it's wrong, I'm puttin a stop to it right now. This is a severe behavioral disorder.
Call it something else. Anything else, unless you wanna explain it to the Welch's grape juice girl. I call her I swear to gawd!
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09-10-2007, 12:07 PM
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Re: It is Sunday
I think it all started because of this....
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Jamie, you gave me a craving and I just ate a PP&J with a tall glass of chilly milk. Mmmm boy!
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09-10-2007, 02:14 PM
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Re: It is Sunday
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
I'm talking about some creamy wholesome peanut butter with some Welch's jam in between some whole grain Nature's Own.
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Don't forget about the tall glass of milk. LMAO!!!!
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09-10-2007, 02:54 PM
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Re: It is Sunday
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Now look, I dunno what you guys are tawking about....
I'm talking about some creamy wholesome peanut butter with some Welch's jam in between some whole grain Nature's Own.
Now, I like sex, I like it a lot. In fact, I like it more than most people. But you cannot in no way correlate sex and Peanut butter and jelly.
Peanut Butter and Jelly- the phrase oozes childhood, wonder bread, Jiff, Peter Pan, Welch's, Smuckers, grape, strawberry, crust, no crust, crunchy and creamy.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time means gettin it on with Jiff and Welch's, getting a little sand in it from a beach picnic and eating it anyway or having it in the fort you made that's better than your brothers. Slappin some chips on it if you're feeling a little crazy. But that's it.
They go together, no doubt, but in the bread not the bed.
I did a little research and if you scroll down, the only mention of it meaning any sort of sex act is a gay one.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ter+jelly+time
Now, aware or not, or if this is some made up thing you guys think of when you're feelin a little hot, it's wrong, I'm puttin a stop to it right now. This is a severe behavioral disorder.
Call it something else. Anything else, unless you wanna explain it to the Welch's grape juice girl. I call her I swear to gawd!
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09-10-2007, 03:47 PM
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Re: It is Sunday
ganriel was great...went to munden point park and apparently she frightened everyone away.....from 10am through 1 pm we were the only boat in the water and then it got crowded, someone else showed up....weather was great.....
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09-10-2007, 07:38 PM
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Re: It is Sunday
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scorpion in your house?....holy crap!....
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We live in the middle of nowhere. With pest treatment (perimeter and house tubes), we get 2-3 scorpions a month. Without - more like 20 plus centipedes. I've only seen them on the floor, but a lot of friends nearby have had them on furniture (one found 2 of them FIGHTING on her bed). They're not poisonous, the sting just is sore for a few days.
It's easier to deal with than white trash, let me tell ya.
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09-10-2007, 07:43 PM
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Re: It is Sunday
Ahem. It is no longer Sunday.
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09-10-2007, 07:52 PM
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Re: It is Sunday
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Now look, I dunno what you guys are tawking about....
I'm talking about some creamy wholesome peanut butter with some Welch's jam in between some whole grain Nature's Own.
Now, I like sex, I like it a lot. In fact, I like it more than most people. But you cannot in no way correlate sex and Peanut butter and jelly.
Peanut Butter and Jelly- the phrase oozes childhood, wonder bread, Jiff, Peter Pan, Welch's, Smuckers, grape, strawberry, crust, no crust, crunchy and creamy.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time means gettin it on with Jiff and Welch's, getting a little sand in it from a beach picnic and eating it anyway or having it in the fort you made that's better than your brothers. Slappin some chips on it if you're feeling a little crazy. But that's it.
They go together, no doubt, but in the bread not the bed.
I did a little research and if you scroll down, the only mention of it meaning any sort of sex act is a gay one.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ter+jelly+time
Now, aware or not, or if this is some made up thing you guys think of when you're feelin a little hot, it's wrong, I'm puttin a stop to it right now. This is a severe behavioral disorder.
Call it something else. Anything else, unless you wanna explain it to the Welch's grape juice girl. I call her I swear to gawd!
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No much I can say to that
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09-10-2007, 08:22 PM
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Re: It is Sunday
It's just half-witted and pointless like everything else they post.
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09-11-2007, 04:53 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
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It's just half-witted and pointless like everything else they post.
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Shut up and have another twinkie...lardo
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09-11-2007, 06:46 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
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09-11-2007, 08:11 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
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It's just half-witted and pointless just like my life
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very well said
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09-11-2007, 10:12 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
Listen clown,
You've posted your less than intelligent contributions (and often kiss-ass posts) to the forum more than twice as much as I've posted, in half as much time.
I've seen you reach your own stupid conclusions in most matters.
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09-11-2007, 10:27 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
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Listen clown,
You've posted your less than intelligent contributions (and often kiss-ass posts) to the forum more than twice as much as I've posted, in half as much time.
I've seen you reach your own stupid conclusions in most matters.
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Why are you so concerned with my posts? I never claimed to know much about Hummers...but I am wanting to learn as I go. Actually, I never remember you posting ANY useful info either. Evertime I see you post, its either about the # of posts I have, or something relating to cock or balls. And you were a military member? Gate guard reserve maybe. Surprised you were never clipped by "friendly fire" cause you don't seem to be a likable person. Get a life....and a sense of humor......and a treadmill.
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09-11-2007, 10:39 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
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Why are you so concerned with my posts? I never claimed to know much about Hummers...but I am wanting to learn as I go. Actually, I never remember you posting ANY useful info either. Evertime I see you post, its either about the # of posts I have, or something relating to cock or balls. And you were a military member? Gate guard reserve maybe. Surprised you were never clipped by "friendly fire" cause you don't seem to be a likable person. Get a life....and a sense of humor......and a treadmill.
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You are amazingly unintelligent. I've never tried to be "friends" with a kiss-ass Air Force nurse who couldn't hack it in the Army. You give Fly-boys a bad name (public embarrassment you are).
Clown, you don't even have the right guy, dumbass. I'm 6'2 205 pounds and I'm not fat at all you moron. Did you work hard to pass your Air Force stationary bike PT test?
When is your wife coming in to defend your lame ass? She is as dumb as a rock (and classy too ), but she's smarter than you.
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09-11-2007, 10:51 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
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You are amazingly unintelligent. I've never tried to be "friends" with a kiss-ass Air Force nurse who couldn't hack it in the Army. You give Fly-boys a bad name (public embarrassment you are).
Clown, you don't even have the right guy, dumbass. I'm 6'2 205 pounds and I'm not fat at all you moron. Did you work hard to pass your Air Force stationary bike PT test?
When is your wife coming in to defend your lame ass. She is as dumb as a rock (and classy too ), but she's smarter than you.
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Kiss Ass? to whom? Couldn't hack it in the Army? I did my time in the Army, decided I would wise up and go to school and earn a better living and now going for my master's. As a nurse, if I would had ever had you as a patient, you learn quick to deal with your own pain. Bad name....hell people like you give the military in general a bad name (aka those that serve 2 years and then get out claiming they did something). Stationary bike test? UMMMMM, that was phased out long ago, unless you are on profile. My wife dumb as a rock? Hardly. At least she doesn't go baaaaa like a sheep when I'm in the rear...farmboy. She is smarter than me, b/c she wouldn't waste the time that I am typing this to respond to someone so desperate for attention. Have another doughnut.
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09-11-2007, 11:04 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
To whom? WTF, have you not been paying attention?
The Army has male nurses, you were in the Army, left, and went to the Air Force to become a nurse. Why? Cause you Couldn't hack it.
Masters........now you're devaluing education in other peoples minds.
Now about all those suck-ass posts, whose the attention whore? Uh Huh...... Clue, dumbass.
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09-11-2007, 11:09 AM
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Re: It is Sunday
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To whom? WTF, have you not been paying attention?
The Army has male nurses, you were in the Army, left, and went to the Air Force to become a nurse. Why? Cause you Couldn't hack it.
Masters........now you're devaluing education in other peoples minds.
Now about all those suck-ass posts, whose the attention whore? Uh Huh...... Clue, dumbass.
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Now you're just rambling. Hit me back when you have material worth responding to.
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