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08-02-2007, 03:33 PM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
Nice find timgco, thanks for the post!
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08-02-2007, 03:34 PM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
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What are the ladies running?
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08-03-2007, 08:39 PM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
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But since you called BS, I did a quick search.
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Don't misunderstand, I wasn't calling you out. I was saying it was BS as an outrage.
Funny thing, I had a green pair under my Green Chevy S-10 ZR2 some 10 years ago. 3 motorcycle cops stop behind me at a light. I see one pointing and they are all start laughing. I make a U-turn and they are all giving me the thumbs up and still smiling. It just takes one uptight person to ruin it for everyone.
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08-03-2007, 11:17 PM
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Don't misunderstand, I wasn't calling you out. I was saying it was BS as an outrage.
Funny thing, I had a green pair under my Green Chevy S-10 ZR2 some 10 years ago. 3 motorcycle cops stop behind me at a light. I see one pointing and they are all start laughing. I make a U-turn and they are all giving me the thumbs up and still smiling. It just takes one uptight person to ruin it for everyone.
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I was tired and cranky.
I also agree it's BS to get pulled over for that. If you hade super big balls- and they were on the ground making sparks, than I could see getting the ticket.
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08-04-2007, 01:18 AM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
Giving someone who has truck nuts a thumbs up is almost as gay as having truck nuts.
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08-04-2007, 01:25 AM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
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What are the ladies running?
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maybe these http://www.costumebuttsbreasts.com/ (might not be for some of our more sensitive viewers). or maybe the other parts
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08-04-2007, 03:24 PM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
i think they are kinda stupid...who want nuts hanging from their truck...
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08-04-2007, 04:39 PM
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Yeah, who wants trucks hanging from their nuts?
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08-04-2007, 05:17 PM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
My co-worker has them on his H3. I told him he was trolling for men and now they are gone.
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08-04-2007, 05:59 PM
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My co-worker has them on his H3. I told him he was trolling for men and now they are gone.
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08-04-2007, 06:58 PM
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First of all,I can see you guys don't know "gay" from "redneck".I'll be the first to admit that I didn't know anything about "rednecks" until I moved to Florida.There is not one self-respecting "redneck"that would be caught dead with such a "cheesy"set of balls as depicted in this thread.When I first arrived here, I was stopped at a light, and there they were,a set of testicles on the back of the local mode of transport,a red F150.I soon learned that this was a sure sign of masculinity since the women drive their trucks without "balls".I have also noticed that the quality of these "nuts" varies from manufacturer to manufacturer with the top of the line testicles comparing to an actual prosthetic in quality.
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08-04-2007, 09:41 PM
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I think you are correct. This is a "redneck" thing. Not that there is anything wrong with being a redneck.... Unless you're sporting a Tennessee Top Hat / Kentucky Waterfall / Camaro Crash Helmet, you have no business running these. As for nuts varying in quality from manufacturer to manufacturer, a girl I work with said that holds true from guy to guy, with the top testicles comparing to...
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08-04-2007, 11:08 PM
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Trailerpup..I see you have some knowledge of the "redneck" sub culture.Your point about the quality of "testicles" is also well taken.You have omitted however,the definitive mark of a true "redneck".All first class "rednecks" have some sort of decal on the back window of their pickup that states "rest in peace Billy Bob"or "In loving memory of "bubba" 1951-1970"
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08-04-2007, 11:39 PM
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LMFAO!!! Yeah, the last thing Bubba said before he died... "hey, everybody, watch this!" ...I am working today (virtually, from home)... sux, but thank goodness for the Elcova General H3 forum. Nice to take a break now and then and get a good laugh!!
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08-05-2007, 12:14 AM
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Oh man,you definitely got a chuckle out of me with that "Bubba's last words".You just can't make this stuff up.
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08-05-2007, 12:26 AM
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Trailerpup,since it's slow around here and we haven't gotten flamed yet,I thought I would give you another chuckle or two.
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of
your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address
because the last Alabama family that lived here took the house
numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their
address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not
sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.
We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it
would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on,
so we cut them offand put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him
cremated, he burnedfor three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down!
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
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08-05-2007, 01:12 AM
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I remember the first time I saw those (on a construction truck) I busted up laughing! But the photos above are backward. Everyone knows that the left one hangs lower.
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
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First of all,I can see you guys don't know "gay" from "redneck".I'll be the first to admit that I didn't know anything about "rednecks" until I moved to Florida.There is not one self-respecting "redneck"that would be caught dead with such a "cheesy"set of balls as depicted in this thread.When I first arrived here, I was stopped at a light, and there they were,a set of testicles on the back of the local mode of transport,a red F150.I soon learned that this was a sure sign of masculinity since the women drive their trucks without "balls".I have also noticed that the quality of these "nuts" varies from manufacturer to manufacturer with the top of the line testicles comparing to an actual prosthetic in quality.
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Well I am a little on the outs here see I am half hillbilly. Hillbilly's would not put rubber balls on the back becasue the bumper was never purchased from the dealer with the truck. Hummer would be something the "Boss" owned or a rich uncle you got their black lung settlement check. I do have some stickers refleting the half hillbilly.
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08-05-2007, 03:56 AM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
Man, you guys are just killing me here!!
O.K. I guess I have to be the one to do it..... BLING!
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08-06-2007, 03:06 PM
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Re: Jeeps w/ Swinging Ball Sack
That is a really dumb add-on, in my opinion.
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