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08-08-2007, 09:44 PM
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New computer!
I picked this ultra mobile pc up today. The screen is really sharp, I just suck at taking pictures. Cell phone is only for scale.
You can do everything on it, including: watching porn around the house, watching porn outside the house, watching porn in the truck, watching porn in public places, watching porn in waiting rooms and lobbies, watching porn in restaurants and bars, watching porn while jogging and watching porn while on roller coasters. Most importantly, it has 2 built-in cameras for watching you while watching porn. Lastly, it has a finger print reader to store all your porn passwords for quick access.
Last edited by dеiтайожни : 08-08-2007 at 09:48 PM.
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08-08-2007, 09:52 PM
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Re: New computer!
It's nice but can you watch any porn on it???
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08-08-2007, 09:56 PM
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Re: New computer!
Perfect for individuals that cant get laid..........
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08-08-2007, 09:58 PM
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Re: New computer!
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Perfect for individuals that cant get laid..........
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How long have you had yours???
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08-08-2007, 10:01 PM
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Re: New computer!
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I picked this ultra mobile pc up today. The screen is really sharp, I just suck at taking pictures. Cell phone is only for scale.
You can do everything on it, including: watching porn around the house, watching porn outside the house, watching porn in the truck, watching porn in public places, watching porn in waiting rooms and lobbies, watching porn in restaurants and bars, watching porn while jogging and watching porn while on roller coasters. Most importantly, it has 2 built-in cameras for watching you while watching porn. Lastly, it has a finger print reader to store all your porn passwords for quick access.
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HAHA!!!! Welcome to 2 years ago.
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08-08-2007, 10:18 PM
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Re: New computer!
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HAHA!!!! Welcome to 2 years ago.
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i didnt buy the 2yr old model... i got the new one. but its been sweet ever since it came out.
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08-08-2007, 10:31 PM
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Re: New computer!
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Perfect for individuals that cant get laid..........
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i know.. the ladies cant resist a man watching porn at the bar... might as well call this the ultra mobile pussy getter
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08-08-2007, 11:04 PM
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Re: New computer!
FA-HANTASTIC!!!
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08-08-2007, 11:48 PM
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Re: New computer!
That is just porntastic!!
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08-08-2007, 11:54 PM
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Re: New computer!
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I picked this ultra mobile pc up today. The screen is really sharp, I just suck at taking pictures. Cell phone is only for scale.
You can do everything on it, including: watching porn around the house, watching porn outside the house, watching porn in the truck, watching porn in public places, watching porn in waiting rooms and lobbies, watching porn in restaurants and bars, watching porn while jogging and watching porn while on roller coasters. Most importantly, it has 2 built-in cameras for watching you while watching porn. Lastly, it has a finger print reader to store all your porn passwords for quick access.
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thhat is the best review of a computer that i have ever read. have you considered writing for some pc or mac magazines?
how do you like it so far, besides the great porn abilities?
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08-09-2007, 12:47 AM
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Re: New computer!
That's great and all, but can it track people's birthdays?
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08-09-2007, 01:13 AM
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08-09-2007, 02:03 AM
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Re: New computer!
Why don't we just calculate how much time you've wasted?
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08-09-2007, 06:18 AM
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Re: New computer!
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how do you like it so far, besides the great porn abilities?
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Hmm... besides porn I really haven't used it for much else.
It's nice since it's always connected, when in/around the house it's on my wifi.. when away it's on the cellular data networks. I got it primarily for if my home cable goes out, I'll still be able to access my trading platforms and have full browser capabilities. Then I use it to vnc onto my work computers to see if everything is running fine or not so I don't have to run upstairs in the middle of the night or stop home when I'm out just to make sure it's ok. Just got it today but it already is quite nice to have.
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