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03-02-2008, 03:56 PM
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I told the bish to listen...
Women shouldn't have to be told twice.
My genius wife yanked the butter dish door from inside the fridge right off into her face and gave herself a black eye! LOL!
We made a big stink about it at dinner last night. I got out of the truck right in front of the restaurant and yelled at her while some old guy was walking by. It has been hilarious to see people's reactions. I keep raising my hand and telling her she better shut up about her eye. I am still laughing about it a day later.
It even looks much worse this morning than it did yesterday. Thank god we have brunch plans so I can milk it some more.
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03-02-2008, 04:22 PM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
ouch
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03-02-2008, 04:51 PM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
Thats what they all say
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03-02-2008, 07:29 PM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
OMG that's hilarious!
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03-02-2008, 08:20 PM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
Yeah! Exactly. I could make it a PSA.
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03-03-2008, 07:43 AM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
Yeah! Exactly. I could make it a PSA.
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03-03-2008, 10:26 AM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
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03-03-2008, 04:29 PM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work?
SLAP THE BITCH.
or
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
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03-03-2008, 04:52 PM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
Her eye is really bad today. I can't stop laughing about it, either. She has to go to work today like that. She said she can cover it up with make up and I said "Really?" and she replied "I hope so." LOL
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03-03-2008, 10:20 PM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
Some woman came into Liz's store this morning, gave her a business card and said "I'm a lawyer and can help you escape from your obviously abusive marriage."
She and her coworkers can't stop laughing!
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03-04-2008, 01:09 AM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
OMG! You guys are so bad! Oh, that reminds me .. hubby is due home soon, I better get to the dishes.
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03-04-2008, 03:51 AM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
Wow I guess Jinsey has something to look forward too for keeping the bear secret shhhhhhhhhhh.................
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03-04-2008, 05:54 AM
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Re: I told the bish to listen...
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Originally Posted by Hmmm2
OMG! You guys are so bad! Oh, that reminds me .. hubby is dues home soon, I better get to the dishes.
Yall are working too hard at it...when you need a break from all those chores...just wrap your naked body in Saran Wrap and greet him at the door with a drink!
He won't give a $hit bout anything needing cleaned in the house! Cept maybe himself!
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