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06-21-2005, 02:14 PM
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not sure if this is new or old...but either way...
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06-21-2005, 02:14 PM
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not sure if this is new or old...but either way...
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06-21-2005, 02:51 PM
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YUCK!!! That seat is going to stink and be permanently stained.
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06-21-2005, 03:04 PM
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That's Hot 
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06-21-2005, 03:06 PM
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It's Pewter. 
I think the dog is craving for strips of liver.
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06-21-2005, 05:52 PM
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i wouldnt turn it down
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06-21-2005, 06:20 PM
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I would show her the large cargo area in the back with the seats folded down.
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06-21-2005, 06:27 PM
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The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards.  Besides, she's not hot.
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06-21-2005, 07:20 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time. |
06-21-2005, 07:41 PM
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that's gonna leave a mark!!!
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06-21-2005, 07:52 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseDick:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
No way, CheeseDickEater(Change your name again, bitch), I'm not folding it in half for any chick. Maybe if you grow another inch she'd look your way. |
06-21-2005, 08:38 PM
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Once again, our automotive forum boldly goes where no automotive forum has gone before. I cannot say, however, "where no man has gone before," because a lot of guys -- and likely girls too -- have been there.
Oh well, I like her Dad's hotels.
George SSSS
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06-21-2005, 08:43 PM
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I like the Paris Hilton full frontal.
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06-22-2005, 12:09 AM
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Pewter or not, that H2 sure just dropped in value
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06-22-2005, 12:17 AM
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LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!
If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.
WHATEVER! 
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06-22-2005, 01:06 AM
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Dennis:
LOL. Definitely the quote of the day.
What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)
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06-22-2005, 01:45 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!
If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.
WHATEVER! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sorry Dennis but I think that she and Nicole are two of the skankiest women on the planet. I wouldn't mind getting a Hummer from her though. She is rich you know, she can afford to get me an H2 right?
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06-22-2005, 01:55 AM
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Dennis...I wouldnt **** her with your dick. |
06-22-2005, 02:04 AM
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No ti!$, no a$$, sex like a dead fish (according to what I heard about the video), not very bright, and she likes dogs in her crouch.
Nasty thing.
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06-22-2005, 02:09 AM
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Shags, you wouldn't know what to do with her. Mabye shove it in her ear in terrorized panic doing that macabre naked skeleton dance around the room.
Hell, I gave you and your girl a room in Moab and you couldn't close that deal.
And I do believe at the time you wanted me to show you how. I would have ruined her for all Colorado men. 
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