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Chapter 4 in my struggle
Tonight I colored my wife's hair with one of those home color kits. I'm still LMAO. If I hadn't stooped low enough with that pair of Capris, I certainly have now.  
I must say though.....I did a pretty good job. In fact, I could probably out-color all of you.
The beauty of it is that while I waited the 25 minutes for the color to take (before the rinse, of course) I worked on my Burb - taking apart the door and fixing the electronic lock (which works now btw). The heated garage is sweet. It allows me to do coloring and auto maintenance all in the same place. I think I'm keeping a pretty good balance between manliness and feminity.
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10-12-2007, 06:33 AM
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Re: Chapter 4 in my struggle
Want to decorate my place? 
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10-12-2007, 06:41 AM
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Want to decorate my place?
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Not if you're going to ask for mustache coloring.
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10-12-2007, 06:46 AM
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Re: Chapter 4 in my struggle
Sewing, hair coloring, anal beads... will it ever end? Next step to complete gayness is to buy a Jeep. Don't let it go that far.   |
10-12-2007, 07:11 AM
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Sewing, hair coloring, anal beads... will it ever end? Next step to complete gayness is to buy a Jeep. Don't let it go that far. |
Hmmmmm. What color Jeep would match my new Keen sandals?
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10-12-2007, 12:37 PM
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Re: Chapter 4 in my struggle
A real man would of dyed the carpet too |
10-12-2007, 12:39 PM
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Re: Chapter 4 in my struggle
mind telling me why last time i put green streaks in my hair like two weeks ago, and i did bleach it first, that it washed out after like two days!!! I mean the blue i had right berfore that lasted longer!
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10-12-2007, 12:55 PM
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Well CO....next step would be to organize a tea party via webcast with CP.
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10-12-2007, 01:29 PM
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10-12-2007, 03:03 PM
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Re: Chapter 4 in my struggle
Let's not forget the economics here. Normally, she spends around $100 to get the hair colored. This little wonder-kit by Loreal only costs $10! Also, I fixed my door lock in the process. That's a savings of $240. I'm up $350 in one night!
I may open up my garage to the neighbors and start giving $40 colorings on nights and weekends. I'll add $20 if I have to do a mullet.
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10-12-2007, 03:29 PM
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On second thought.... Hair styling isn't always fun. I still remember one of my first clients who was a bear to work with.
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10-12-2007, 06:34 PM
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Your a jack of all trades CO. 
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Well Done!
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So when I come to Colorado next summer you'll color my hair???
Can you do my nails too?
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Not if you're going to ask for mustache coloring.
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Nope. I dapple the grey out of my 'burns, beard and 'stache all on my own. But shhhhhh!  Don't tell anyone. |
10-12-2007, 07:17 PM
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So when I come to Colorado next summer you'll color my hair???
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Anytime, Beebs. I'll buy the premium kit and will include your underarms.
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Anytime, Beebs. I'll buy the premium kit and will include your underarms.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEYOUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWW.
BTW, do you do pedicures?
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10-12-2007, 07:36 PM
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Tower,
I've told you before. NO! I won't give you the clippings you foot fetish freak.
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