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#1
10-19-2005, 05:27 PM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
Being here in Moab for these extra days has been a real treat. I'd thought I'd share some of the nice things with you.
Being on a first name basis with the cleaning staff.
Being on a first name basis with the front desk staff.
Being on a first name basis with the maintenance crew.
The liquor store is across the street. 
Refrigerator in the room.
The nearby diner has real American cheeseburgers, not "southwestern". 
Angel Soft toilet paper. 
Pancake Haus.
Big toilet.
Great shower.
Can throw rocks at the Granola's riding bikes. 
Computer to play with.
Phone, but no one is calling me but DRTY and Paragon. 
My cell phone battery is dead. 
Nice views. 
All the rocks look pretty much the same now.
Looking forward to the drive home.
Looking forward to getting home.
Looking forward to seeing Susan. 
Hanging out with the Mexicans on the porch.
2.3% beer.
Leftover DRTY beer. It's all gone...
Lot's of overpriced shopping to be done.
Not putting miles on our truck.
Watching Fox News and the Weather Channel.
And lastly:
Running around naked rubbing parts of my body all over the room!
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
#2
10-19-2005, 05:27 PM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
Being here in Moab for these extra days has been a real treat. I'd thought I'd share some of the nice things with you.
Being on a first name basis with the cleaning staff.
Being on a first name basis with the front desk staff.
Being on a first name basis with the maintenance crew.
The liquor store is across the street.
Refrigerator in the room.
The nearby diner has real American cheeseburgers, not "southwestern".
Angel Soft toilet paper.
Pancake Haus.
Big toilet.
Great shower.
Can throw rocks at the Granola's riding bikes.
Computer to play with.
Phone, but no one is calling me but DRTY and Paragon.
My cell phone battery is dead.
Nice views. All the rocks look pretty much the same now.
Looking forward to the drive home.
Looking forward to getting home.
Looking forward to seeing Susan.
Hanging out with the Mexicans on the porch.
2.3% beer.
Leftover DRTY beer. It's all gone...
Lot's of overpriced shopping to be done.
Not putting miles on our truck.
Watching Fox News and the Weather Channel.
And lastly:
Running around naked rubbing parts of my body all over the room!
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
#3
10-19-2005, 05:33 PM
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: HIHUMMER =\'s Mrs. Churchie :D
Posts: 1,585
Sounds like every man's dream!!!
#4
10-19-2005, 05:54 PM
Hummer Guru
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 6,358
Damn, sure can tell somebody is getting very very bored
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I don't care about the "Jeep thing" 
as long as my mail is on time!!!
Slate Blue H3 Adventure w/sunroof, Monsoon/NAV, DVD and marker lights
#5
10-19-2005, 06:00 PM
Hummer Deity
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In the basement of the Alamo
Posts: 10,855
Hi Kenny! I called you 2.
#7
10-19-2005, 06:26 PM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
Someone swipped my funnel I'd left inside the fence next to the gate. I hope they use it for oil because I used it for coolant.
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
#10
10-19-2005, 06:46 PM
Hummer Guru
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Eastern Washington
Posts: 2,452
Oh, KenP...which room are you in? I'd just like to know to make sure I NEVER stay in it.
Don't want my little kid walking around sucking on things that you've had your privates on...
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'03 H2
#11
10-19-2005, 07:00 PM
Hummer Professional
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Killing Fields or Antenora...if u know where that is contact me NOW.
Posts: 458
Ken, post your phone number, we'll call ya.
PS. what about all the other peoples bodies (and secretions) that were also rubbed on those areas of the room? I mean, there are other freaks out there like you yanno. So now you're covered in their germs. ewwwwwwwww!
#12
10-19-2005, 07:03 PM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Vegas
Posts: 1,571
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3OwnerDiz:
So now you're covered in their germs. ewwwwwwwww! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Or bugs.
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#15
10-19-2005, 07:29 PM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan:
The dead cell battery explains why you never answer. I thought you were screening me. 
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Adam said the same thing.
My cell battery is dead!
It looks like I may not leave until tomorrow. The TC is still not here and I don't see well at night. The front desk laughed at me when I told them. Adam's forwarding my mail.
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
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